There’s a very specific personality disorder I call assigned Teacher’s Pet at birth and I have it. If I’m not the number one boy I will seethe with jealousy over whoever is.
I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.
earlier today i told an acquaintance in passing that i'll often be in the middle of a novel and think "man i wish this shit were more ambiguous" and had to reiterate twice that i wasn't being sarcastic before they believed me, so this post is to say: i love when writers don't bother to explain everything, i love when stories end uncertain and unsettling, i love being required to think as a reader, i love when stuff makes no damn sense, no i'm not kidding
obsessed with this review putting the goldfinch in terms of whms so i can understand it
not a girlboss but a girlwreck. girl that is insane and cringe and a huge loser
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top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on
don’t forget this killer tune from their new show
More golden moments:
Plus, a message from The Professor:
Someone add screenshots from when he spent a whole episode dunking on the British royals and calling for the abolition of the monarchy
no idea who this is. just reblogging because someone telling mike pence to "eat shit fuckface" is hilarious to me.
update from mystery files
This was the best scene in the whole series
Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.
a demon telling you god is not real or god doesent care about humanity is easy to shrug off as demons lieing
but a demon telling you god is real, god is good and god hates your guts quite literally puts the fear of god in you, especially when your about to find out if hes right in about 20 seconds
(From Netflix’s Castlevania, which is excellent.)
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I love this show and this scene but also it just makes me think of this
an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen
So apparently Across the Spider-Verse has MULTIPLE different versions of the movie out in theaters right now???
This reddit thread by Hohoho-you goes into the details but so far all the differences between the versions include
- Lyla either takes a bunny selfie of Miguel or offers a fist bump after he calls for backup
- When Gwen asks who Miguel is he either says "that’s classified” or “isn’t it obvious”
- Miguel not saying "that's funny" when Gwen calls him the blue panther
- The build up from when Miguel was going to bite the Vulture is cut
- When Jefferson fell through one of Spot's spots he either groans and looks around, or has a quick frame reaction of his face
- When the Spot is going to put his finger in the mini collider he either says "-which would... not be good" or "oh what the heck."
- In the chai tea scene Miles either says "no! no." Or "sorry! im sorry" after getting called out by Pavitr
- When Hobie first comes on screen and miles says "Hobie" a little text saying "Hobie" popping up above Hobie's head may or may not appear
- One version has Gwen's lines when she's looking for Miles in the rubble removed
- When Ben Reilly grabs Miles during the chase scene he either says “I’ve got you trapped in my well defined musculature-“ or “This one’s called the sleeper hold, I’m using my bicep to constrict your-"
- During the chase scene Miles rides Web-Slingers horse through the villain prison and receives cheers from said villains all while the other spiders get boo’d. This scene is cut in an alternate version
- In the same chase scene when the spiders cross the tightrope they either fall or get launched in the air, with the falling scene being a slightly extended version
I've only seen the film once so far but based on other people's comments online the changes seem to be mixed and matched depending on when and where you go to see the movie
(edit: added more changes)
if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.
For old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. Like, let’s do it for the love that used to be here. It is reason enough.
being aware that your behavior is shaped by childhood experiences is so cringe every time i notice it im like ooo look at her can't even get over what someone told him when she was 7. grow up
you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.
Dreaming of childhood and summer and lemonade and grass with daisies in it and running through sprinklers and devouring books in an afternoon and trying to swing high enough to fly