Current relationship status:

In an imaginary love triangle with Tom Hiddleston and Henry Cavill

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

I have over three thousand followers and so far only two reblogged this I’m disappointed

✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#BLM

CHRIS EVANS | Behind the Scenes for Men’s Journal | May 2019

i’d cross this nigga over so bad he get arthritis in his knees and his ankles gon turn to jelly

Avengers (2012) dir. Joss Whedon

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

i physically can’t scroll past this post

Avengers Endgame (2019).

me.

credit to: AVNGERS on instagram

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

“I am inevitable”

“And I am Iron Man.”

when Marvel sees Mark Ruffalo and Tom Holland with their phones out

Steve and Bucky throughout the movies:

The First Avenger: Steve literally risks his life (and goes against orders) to go after Bucky when he finds out he’s been kidnapped despite not having any actual military training or real armour. Bucky’s death clearly contributes to Steve’s willingness to die on the plane.

Winter Soldier: After finding out that the winter soldier is Bucky, Steve refuses to fight him and instead tries to jog his memory so he’ll get his best friend back, even though it could’ve resulted in his death if Bucky hadn’t dragged him out of the river

Civil War: literally fights half of the avengers to protect Bucky, gives up the captain America shield to keep him safe, grabs on to a FUCKING HELICOPTER that’s IN THE SKY to keep Bucky from leaving, fights against Iron Man to protect Bucky

Infinity War: Bucky and Steve confirmed to be Skyping between movies, at least fucking greeted each other with a hug when they saw each other, Steve reacted to Bucky’s death

Endgame: Steve literally gives no sign of grieving Bucky, instead obsessing over Peggy’s death despite only knowing her a few months and having previously appeared to have gotten over it. No actual reunion between the two of them. Steve leaves without giving them real warning and doesn’t even seem to consider Bucky (who, from his goodbye, seemed to know something was up). And, despite clearly being willing to change the timeline to be with Peggy, doesn’t do anything about the friend he knows has been kidnapped and tortured and brainwashed by Hydra. Then proceeds to not even fucking talk to him once old man Steve shows up.

I’m not saying you have to be a Stucky shipper, but just their friendship has played a huge role in defining Steve’s character and they’ve really just done them dirty

Peggy Carter:

Steve Rogers:

Mackie to Seb: “You know, your suit matches your eyes. Those steel blue eyes let you know where home is. That’s my safe place. Those beautiful eyes.”

me:

this is almost at three thousand notes!! thank you guys so much for all the love on these!!

YES!!

Love his hashtags for it.