Bored with life? Please consider Dwelling in a gas giant!
You’ll be free to:
- Obsess over hobbies for billions of years
- Change sexes at will
- Hunt children for sport
- Fight elaborate naval battles for petty Aesthetic™ reasons
- Become indifferent to the Galaxy at large
- Sssslllllllooooooowwww ddddddooooowwwnnnn
- Hide an arsenal of devastating superweapons
- Experience the entropic decay of the Universe in real time
“Dwelling in gas giants is the life for ME!”
