"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

camembertlythere

nothisisntmyname

dykebraad

transloveairway

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

nothisisntmyname

taffybuns

!?!?!?! ??! ?!?! ?! ?!?!??!?!?!?

nothisisntmyname

juliforu

as a puerto rican,

I NEED ONE SCENE OF EITHER MILES OR RIO GOING “WEPA”

#miles said “CONTRA” in the first movie #and it was beautiful #let's let them use more sweet sweet puertorican swear words please

nothisisntmyname

lifeismakingmetired

100493503004422

ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do

100493503004422

different schools of thought I suppose

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

onceuponamirror

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

captain-snark

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

astronomical-bagel

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euphorial-docx

has the spider-verse series put the “it’s wednesday my dudes” guy in there yet? if not then they should.

#into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spider man

nothisisntmyname

asinglegayfleetwood

lowpolyanimals

Water Snake from Team Fortress 2

nuclearbiologist

this isn’t low poly

once-upon-a-witching-hour

Isn't this the highest poly model in the entire game?

yes it is by miles

me being raised on 90s internet rules where telling someone online your favorite color was giving out too much personal information watching gen z youtubers give out their real first and last names and telling everyone the exact city and apartment complex where they live

pharaoh-ink

Please stop making caards listing out all your mental illnesses, race, age, gender, sexuality, full name, location, school, job history, specific special interests and hyperfixations to the point where someone can easily stalk you through the information you are posting. No one is entitled to know any of this for any reason. You don’t need to prove anything to anyone.

nothisisntmyname

manywinged

TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations

via reddit.com

sexhaver

me drunk at an apartment party

Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year

nothisisntmyname

lesbianredpanda

Being on Tumblr and also being into mechanical stuff is so weird sometimes. Like you'll see the word "brembo" and be like yeah that's one of the biggest names in high performance brakes, but also like that's a Tumblr ass nonsense word if I've ever seen one

Bremboification

nothisisntmyname

lasagnacake

snubbin

Please watch this.

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

the photoset really didn’t do this scene justice im yelling

vastderp

this is one of those rare cases where the dub adds deliciousness to the source material

me: hey can i have some accurate captions please? youtubers:

(ID: pawn stars "best I can do" meme edited to read "Best I can do is &!$% you, &^#$!". the symbols are meant to represent cursing. end ID)

me: hey can i have some accurate captions please? youtubers:

(ID: pawn stars "best I can do" meme edited to read "Best I can do is irrelevant jokes in the subtitle field". end ID)

me: hey can i have some accurate captions please? youtubers:

(ID: pawn stars "best I can do" meme edited to read "Best I can do is English (auto-generated)". end ID)

me: hey can i have accurate captions please? minecraft youtubers specifically for some reason:

(ID: pawn stars "best I can do" meme edited to read "YES!" in a large bubbly font that many minecraft youtubers use for open captions to keep attention. the text is white with a black outline. end ID)

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fullmetalfisting

I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

nothisisntmyname

machine-saint

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

Me and my mutuals

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?