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the
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BACK! IN! TOWN!
You're on a train in the alps with a beautiful boy,
not for long you aren’t
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
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Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."
Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."
y'all aren't gonna believe what your 40s are for.
transgender sex?
transgender sex.
best poem of the decade I cannot stop thinking about it
fresh bread with cold butter and cheese and a sliced up apple cannot be beaten in terms of ahhh yes.......i am but a humble traveller.....my lunch, a rustic loaf....tied in a linen cloth.......cut with my own personal knife handle is bone blade is worn from long years of use........handed down father to son....perhaps someday I may aspire to a silver plate but at present whittled wood must suffice......the harvest is brought in my wheat is good i have two cows to my name this year.......for dinner, a pottage of soup cooked over the fire of my small but pleasant cottage
this guy gets it
this is so funny
Basalt Pebble Carved as a Mouflon, Indus Valley, 3rd millennium BC.
Courtesy Alain Truong
I need every zoomer to know this is what 2000s fashion was actually like. On a really good day
whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3
ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
BarbieMovie was so sexy for having a fat woman play a Barbie without her existence inviting a single weight joke or falling into tokenization. It was infinitely sexy for having Barbies played by women of color, trans women, and disabled women that also avoided those pitfalls. And they even elevated it with the canon detail that all Barbies in BarbieLand are perfect as they are.
Every Barbie (and Ken, Etc) belongs and every one of them is beautiful.
adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself
me, desperately: can we please get something done?!
my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA
