Oh Yeah, Tumblr Ads Are So Fucking Back
inaccurate, they will survive.
Playing catch :)
one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
You were like one site off.
I lie on my back with my dick pointing straight in the air and spin the blankets around like I'm makin a pizza pie, hey!
do you make an oven ding when the blankets stop spinning too?
Eventually I spin them fast and high enough that they get stuck to the ceiling with static cling and then I yell party time and do a barrel roll onto the floor, pulling the mattress over on top of me and knocking myself unconscious
Great job everybody! This garden is looking beautiful!
Message from the garden
Infidelity Flag
Infidelity: the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner
(obviously this isn’t really something to be prideful of, but it is technically a form of nonmonoamory so I guess it counts idk)
my dad is LGBT you guys
turned pangur into geothermal energy btw
oh okay
Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]
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ahhh!!! AHHH!!! (turns into this)
my haters: "you'll never be perfectly small and round and smooth like a billiards ball"
me:
you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday
it's fucking friday
happy reblog happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it’s fucking friday saturday!
Idk I feel like we're definitely girlbossing too close to the Hayes code gang
you hit play girl thats consenting you can literally turn it off
When you see social justice language being co-opted to support fash ideology like censorship, that’s an op. Be aware.
