notanartsyurl reblogged
if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore
5 hours sleep on weekends:
5 hours sleep on weekdays:
Literally me
I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
I heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so I suck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here
he asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor ‘I was thinking about a milkshake’ I have never heard two teenage boys scream louder
nerobetch:
tempurafriedhappiness:
Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles.
This is the kind of quality content i want on my blog
orangebirds look at the dog dogs they’re eating cold blue human food like human beans