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nOtALTKeys

@notaltkeys

Yo I started this account to start commissions so for now, maybe once a month the first person to comment on this post is allowed a free commission.

Dos

  • OCs (please give example if youve already drawn them or ideas of what you want if not)
  • Fictional Characters
  • Character x character
  • Simple backgrounds (Like shapes, a simple sunset, hills, etc)
  • SFW

Donts

  • Animals (I just cant)
  • Self inserts x character
  • NSFW
  • Sketches (But I will do lineart if wanted)
  • Complex backgrounds (The ones with tons of detail, busy, with background characters, or a whole scenery like a park.)
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“I think it looks fine, yeah”

“When’s dinner”

“i made cake pops lol”

“that sucks :(”

“no sorry i have to clean my room”

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“sorry lol my phone died”

“I’m out of the shower.”

“You didn’t answer my question”

“Google said end if end” 

“Oh…ok ok”

god said “LETS FUCK !!!” … lmao .. uisfdhjkfsd

‘these are the results of titration’

“How was your day?”

🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

🍪 🍪 🍪🐷

not enough

“byee”

“hehe”

Ugh- this is nothing… so boring

“Kendall Jenner’s long lost sister”

”What’s the shirt made of?”

“I think it’s nylon + cotton?

not sure.”

“i feel more like myself now tbh”

“just wanted to let you know!”

“I REST MY CASE 💼”

I love you.

The Canadians have taken over my mind

As long as ur not dead

“everyone in this family hates hugs for what 🙄”

Well, that escalated quickly (yes, that actually was the last text I sent)

“You guys having fun?”

“But there’s no postcode?”

“i need answers!!”

“Today was not good”

💀💀

I love them 😭✨

“Hamlet”

“so what’s going on?”

“im done”

just censor it

“om sri jesus”

Bring chocolates for me

Will you marry me, i like picture of Dorian gray, but Oscar Wilde more

does my son even know his dad’s an alcoholic :(

“good morning, i guess-“

“Every Sunday.”

“Thanks”

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“Yeah”

“Lunch supplies?”

“selfcest rocks!”

“thankies”

“It is fine”

“omw home”

“Yarp”

“this isnt going to be fun”

“Don’t diss the tmnt reference🙄”

“dayum pretty”

“facetime?”

”no offence but you guys are the lest normal people here”

“Oh. Well that’s knowledge I have now.”

“you wanna go on a walk with us?

“HSKZJHZKSHSMZ :D”

when’s (friends name) birthday

“Thanks :)”

“it is the best one btw”

Idaho

“Lmao”

“god died”

“I’m so confused XD”

“Cherry flavor is overrated we need more red gummy flavors”

“If you don’t show up tomorrow I will kick you in the balls and take your green card dude”

Loooooool

Yo I started this account to start commissions so for now, maybe once a month the first person to comment on this post is allowed a free commission.

Dos

  • OCs (please give example if youve already drawn them or ideas of what you want if not)
  • Fictional Characters
  • Character x character
  • Simple backgrounds (Like shapes, a simple sunset, hills, etc)
  • SFW

Donts

  • Animals (I just cant)
  • Self inserts x character
  • NSFW
  • Sketches (But I will do lineart if wanted)
  • Complex backgrounds (The ones with tons of detail, busy, with background characters, or a whole scenery like a park.)