technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.
Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.
Lol
you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?
kissing you on the forehead
with tongue?
with tongue. 🥰
Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.
you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies
bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band
Dashcon is ten this year, right? It was in 2o14?
my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello
the thing is that every billionaire is as dumb and profit-hungry as musk is you just don't hear about it as much
Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
What's next? A gay Frederick the Great? A fat Henry VIII? An asian Genghis Khan?
Ridiculous!
Next thing you know they will make Joan of Arc a woman
every single time
Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability
There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.
"how was work" carries the same energy as "how was school"
This is my favorite meme thing I've seen for that:
God's strongest soldiers are retail workers that have to listen to that dog shit music all hours of the day
@plaguedocboi as our resident Marine Life Expert, is this true or false?
This is the Irukandji jellyfish, which has venom 100 times more potent than a cobra and sends 50-100 people to the hospital annually. It’s venom can cause fatal brain hemorrhages.
This is a viperfish. It only grows a foot long and can’t do shit to you.
So yes, I’d say it’s accurate.
good riddance live
