it makes me sick that this is a bot url. SICK to my STOMACH.
He took another sip of his cocoa. It was only lukewarm now, but along with the cigar it meant that both his hands were occupied. That was important. He wasn't holding a weapon. No one could say afterwards that he had a weapon.
-Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
my favorite cow fact is that cows exhibit mourning behavior.
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truly deeply despise mike walters for making ashley johnson's private life into a public news story. like let's be clear: he isn't some noble investigative journalist blowing the whistle on domestic abuse. he's a celebrity tabloid muck-raker making money by exposing and exploiting public figures. he co-founded tmz for fucks sake. and not only is publishing an article like this a generally shitty thing to do to someone, it's potentially putting ashley johnson and her loved ones in danger. fuck this guy
i'm genuinely curious after seeing a post about it so
I'm really glad I included the different degrees of certainty because there's something really interesting going on with the results which has remained pretty steady since I posted this, though there's obviously not enough votes to draw any sweeping conclusions yet
#i consider myself the opposite of a whoopsie baby#in that my parents discussed having 3-4 kids#i was number 3#and i was such a handful that they agreed no more babies ever#i was also (unsubstantiated) a spite baby in my humble opinion#when my brother was born one of my father’s work contacts asked my parents if they’d have continued having kids#if their firstborn had been a son and not my sister#so i like to think that i was at least partially a fuck you to that guy in particular.
and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled
in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That
i have this discord glitch where every time i copy and paste an image onto a server or a private message, it shows everyone else what i intended to send, but to me, it only shows the same image of a marbled polecat every time.
i’m literally being haunted.
i am so very curious who these new pjo-verse books are being written for
and before you come at me with the it’s middle grade they’ve always been middle grade stuff, consider
it’s literally been almost 20 years since TLT was published. fans of the original pjo books are well into their 20s, if not their early 30s by now (heeeey). second generation with HoO are also now in their 20s, with the third gen of ToA readers being in their late teens. there’s a whole range of audience members who are not fifth graders mainlining the series in one summer.
is he just going to keep pretending there’s not an audience who would be here for more mature writing? and that doesn’t mean making things ~sexy or super dark and bloody or whatever because pjo has never been about that. it means elevating the style and characterization on a deeper level and, idk, paying attention to your fucking universe. i thought RR did a great job of maturing the writing for ToA, but it always got held down by the fart humor and stupid pop culture references.
making the “it’s for middle schoolers!” excuse every book cycle when someone points out that hey, this is inconsistent with what you wrote two books ago or why does percy never grow up is such a lazy co-opt. you have a huge audience of all ages! if you insist on continuing to write in this universe, acknowledge us! up the quality, i dare you! i dare you!!!!!
an underrated harrow line that goes hard is right before the lobotomy when she's telling ianthe she sucks compared to palamedes and says "You are not even so worthy of that brain as to wipe its bloodied remnants from the wall." like god damn
id: cover for “we’ll build our walls, aluminum (hear all the bombs fade away)” by NotAFicWriter, the text overlayed over a bed with rumpled gray sheets and a wooden headboard.
Gideon peered down between her legs and squinted one eye shut. “Nope,” she said, “I don’t see it.”
Harrow, standing at the foot of the bed facing away with her naked back turned to Gideon, attempted in vain to flex the wretched boneyard of her back muscles. Her trapezius stood out in a thin, wiry tremble, muscular in the loosest definition of the term, but there.
Gideon snorted. “Kinda. Stop flexing, babes, you’re going to pop a blood vessel again.”
rated e, 7k, english.
thank you very much to @ladyofrosefire, who helped come up with the idea for this fic and betaed, and @jelenedra, who was also beta! this was written for haven’s “pussy is a concept” prompt challenge, which was a lot of fun and which i am a bit late for. enjoy!
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Vex saying she’s cold and Percy’s scrawny ass just putting his coat around her and being like “I’m fine” despite being a nerd who is clearly about to freeze to death
I’ll brick by brick rebuild us Out of hows and whys, not whens Nothing quite prepared me for When that piano sang again
GD Hellbender x Zhenya Morosova
GD by @notaficwriter
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Episode 23 - Earthbaked and Impressioned
Jana and Bal wade through all the tits, drugs, and religious foreshadowing surrounding Vox Machina leaving Vasselheim behind for the plot and we all learn valuable lessons on treating NPCs well, lest they stabbinate you later while covering Critical Role - Campaign 1: Vox Machina - Episode 23: The Rematch.
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