Alright, while I’m being digested, I am also cold.

Harbinger

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.

um ok

WHAT

what just happened. I am scared

This has been a public service announcement from the Night Vale Board of Dentistry and Liberal Arts.

drowsily, but comfortably 🌙

(happy late birthday night vale, I love u)

there are only two genders: the Arby’s and trees

I put up different versions of this on my redbubble, check it out! You can also message me to get the transparent with a much smaller watermark

HERE

the Night Vale NRA is selling bumper stickers that read: i saw the face of god and it was trees

TREES

THEY ARE US

overrun by rats and worms, and discovering that you’re just matter - just rotting, organic, fated to feed the earth and trees.

You’re a weird looking tree

But you’re a beautiful person

as the old saying goes, sorry! top secret! love, teeth

you like the lights above the Arby’s? what are you, teeth?

so existence, if you’re out there, for only $20 a month, you can help stop teeth

the joyous congregation of the smiling teeth

"One of them changed a light bulb for her – the porch light. She’s offering to sell the old light bulb, which has been touched by an Angel. It was the black Angel, if that sweetens the pot for anyone."

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Nightvale residents learning people other than Lee Marvin have birthdays: 👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👁️

New Year’s Eye

Yes eye not eve. Our soothsayer, Margot, has made a prediction that the New Year’s Eye will come down and devour all of us tonight at exactly midnight. Yes, right when we all consume our loved ones while watching the ball SMASH onto the ground.

We don’t know HOW it’ll devour us, but it will. So I guess, grab a pointy stick? Giant eyes can be poked, right? By our calculations, that should ward it off.

Good luck out there tonight.

That was a fun night, right?