This unique Glow in the Dark Pyramid Necklace Will Make a Unique Gift for your Friends and Family!
Hey Frankie what’s shakin bacon
that hog stands in our way
*hands you a butchers knife* turn it into bacon
i don’t want to! i don’t want to!
please, for the love of god,
please, you gotta give me
a porkchop!
Knowledge is power, France is bacon.
I hope you don't actually think that France is bacon because if you did then I would feel obliged to inform you that France is hogwash
They are unappreciative of true art.
“Some people are scared of Rocco because he’s a 75 lb black pit bull, but his rubber ducky PJ’s help people see how sweet he really is and give him a chance ☺️”
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this
me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i'm the king of the hill
me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.
Friend, you're a coal miner now. And a coal miner is exactly the thing you don't need to be.
viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to
There was a financial crisis
sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name
what do you think?
It looks like a chicken.










