How big of a deal is making out with someone? I personally don't think it matters but I'm worried other people might think it is. I made out with someone who turned out to be really active in the Swedish party that is the second worse one but since I didn't know him I don't really care. Should I? I am not planning on doing anything else with him.
valkyrie hip thrusting the gun in thor ragnarök... kill me pls
Just saw a doctor with the last name “Dang” and I was like “nice”.
Now I wonder if there are Englishy last names that mean something different in other languages.
Johnny Depp’s last name translates to douche in German
I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it anyway.
dear god it’s true
It’s more like ‘idiot’ but these days ‘douchebag’ does feel more accurate
Well well well…
If it ain’t Johnny Douchebag.
Johnny Depp translates to douchbag in English too
brad pitt. pitt means dick in swedish. depp as in johnny depp also means sad.
when i think girlfriend i think cuddling, talking, dating, kissing.
when i think boyfriend i think sex.
why is that?
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
Alton Brown is a real life supervillain
someone tell me what the fuck is going on
vaginal sex with penis: yay
oral sex with penis: nay
hand sex with penis: NAY
any sex with vulva: YAY
looking at penis: nay
looking at vulva: YAY
this has led me to confusion, am i even bi??!!
last time i got drunk i had sex with a dude, happy my first time wasnt dramatic, he approached me and i dont regret a thing. just wasnt very nice lol
example of me being kinda hypocritical: started drinking alcohol at 16. been drunk 5-10 times since then. really trying to find alcohol so i can get drunk at parties. still really support the alcohol monopoly that the state has and support that the legal drinking age is 18 and that the age that you can buy alcohol over 3% is 20. would never encourage anyone under 18 to drink. buuuuuut still asking my 20+ year old friends to get me some vodka yao
coming out often results in others coming out to you and that is one of the greatest feelings in the world
im literally the most predictable person ever! every time i get horny i look up real nice movie sex scenes on netlix and turn it off immediately after which means on like ten netflix shows and movies i can always just rewind a few minutes and im always at the sex scene. super practical!!
i am honestly so in love with cate blanchett it is insane. her voice, her face, her mind! just murder me pls
how do cats even work
Cats:
And that’s how cats work.
I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college
Gods perfect murder machines but they weigh 8lbs
Glöm inte att rösta rött eller rosa på söndag allihopa!! Hjärtat sitter till vänster❤️
i am truly terrified of this election in sweden. i am so scared that the right-wing fascist party, the sweden democrats, are going to win. that would mean that this country that is so proud to be one of the most equal and fair countries in the world will lose everything. i am scared for my cousin and her girlfriend, that their right to marry will be taken away, that i will loose many of my friends because they will be sent back to war and horror. i am actually shking because of how normalised this thing has become, and just please, anybody that is allowed to vote in sweden, please do! vote for a democratic party, vote for the social democrats, the left party, the environment party or maybe even the center party or the liberals, anything but the sweden democrats and remember that a vot efor the moderate party could very well be a vote for the racists.
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined
ever since i talked about my sexuality with my sister a few weeks ago i am super happy because now i have someone to talk to, but i am also thinking a whole lot more which is stressing me out because im confused and ive never been close enough with anyone to figure out who and what i want. the only one ive made out with is my closest friend and that was when both of us were suuuuper drunk. all i know is that i want a partner and i am so scared i never will. i can not see the older me with a man, everytime i imagine a woman, yet right know i very much can imagine myself with a guy, at least for sex, yet i think i would rather be with a girl romantically. im just crying because before talking to my sister i didnt think so much, i never talked about it or got a “second opinion” i just said “meh, im not straight at least”. and now im sad that i dont know and that i live in a small town without any queer community and everything in bigger cities are only for 18 or 20 years and up. i just want to know its gonna be okay
