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starting fresh
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Hope posting
Song: The Orb of Dreamers by The Daniel Pemberton TV Orchestra
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"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."
-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great
"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"
-This girl
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sleepy tired but coffee machine at work can make hot cock so I'm surviving
HOT CHOCO I MEAN HOT CHOCO
please don't do this to me
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Tumblr is trying so hard not to let me post the funniest lent picture I've ever seen but I don't give up easy
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i literally want to eat gummy candy with gerard
take my hand. imagine it with me brother
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got told i looked like a tiktoker by a stranger today because i was wearing ripped jeans with fishnets and bat wing eyeliner and almost let the rage and fury overcome me. does ebony dark'ness dementia raven way mean nothing to you preps.
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the way i feel i could love people the best. you won't find anyone else who cares like me. even when i don't really care...i sit through it all because it matters to you. i'll listen to the shittiest song just because i know it brings you some joy. i'll listen to every second of it. i'll look up the lyrics. i'll think long and hard and try to figure out what parts of your personality stick out of song. ill imagine the feeling you get listening to the chorus and i'll pretend it means something to me as well. i'll listen until i know the song backwards and forwards and then i'll listen again. for you, i'd do anything. for you, i'd listen to bad music.
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happy new year!
in the past year
- Disney stock dropped 45%
- Amazon stock dropped 50%
- Meta (Facebook's shell company) stock dropped 65%
- Bitcoin value dropped 65%
- Tesla stock dropped 69%
let's keep the good times rolling this year y'all!
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!
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What a blessing to be moved by anything at all
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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
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did she learn nothing from jfk
i’ve waited years to post this gif and nows the opportunity because it’s so fucking funny and i forgot where it came from
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moth girl stealing glances at the firefly girl in class and blushing intensely after accidentally making eye contact
GOTTA set the record straight here - all fireflies produce light, it's simply the male ones you typically see flying around. like most interesting habits of any animal, them lighting up is to attract mates, with male ones flying around emitting patterns while female ones stay closer to the ground or clung to things & they respond to a male's flashing with their own if they're interested in going on a bug date
that being said Obviously firefly girl is trans
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frerard is like the crown to me
no i do not know what REALLY happened behind closed doors or what thoughts these real human people really had. BUT i am stringing together the things that we DO know really happened and creating my own narrative from and around them. based on true events and people. but a fictionalized version. with my own interpretations and thoughts but also my own personal decisions for maximum narrative and emotional satisfaction