saying "are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?" is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else's behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.
Oh please please please please please let this aesthetic become widely known as incel design.
lets play wordle _____
immature. 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩
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theehorsepussy
they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
- 2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
- 1 part methadone
bonelord10000
DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
suffering from a serious case of FOMO (fear of mysterious orb)
Las Vegas spent 2.3 billion dollars on this thang?
Historical reproductions should be more widely available. I want an ancient Roman shrimp ring more than anything.
I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.
Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty
“Squillae cimexorum est”, he says.
“Squillae cimexorum est”, you mumble reverently.
aziraphale and crowley decide to get married in a church for shits and giggles but aziraphale has to carry crowley bridal style the whole time because it's sacred ground
the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on
bruce springsteen and clarence clemons in front of tour bus 1978
ADHD is so silly because you can think about wanting to do something for like 2 weeks but nothing happens then all of a sudden you’re chilling and minding your own business and you get a freaking Inspiration Jumpscare
