I have this super pumped feeling about 2015 like I don't know if it's gonna be the best or the worst year of my life but I'm just so ready like lets go I don't even care anymore
Was THAT about ME?
boom
Just been messing around lately with some caricatures
Um is that Steve Buscemi?
how many boys will confess their love to me at midnight tonight??? none???? 43???? there are so many options!!!!
Omg BROOKE love
Fun New Year's Eve Joke:
Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.
This is weirdly tempting
I swear if you text me happy new year I will never speak to you again...
So freaking lonely
Rt
If Taylor Swift gets Parkinsons later in life, she will never hear the end of "Shake It Off"
OH MY GOSH
Unknown (via psych-facts)
(via stfukarla)
remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG
I guess they’re ferreting around
Did that joke even make sense to yourself
Radio guy: Iggy can you do a little freestyle for us?
Iggy: …..
Iggy: Chewing gum is really gross chewing gum I hate the most
