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Definitely Not Mitchell

@not-mitchell

100% undeniably not Mitchell Beddingfield.
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I have this super pumped feeling about 2015 like I don't know if it's gonna be the best or the worst year of my life but I'm just so ready like lets go I don't even care anymore

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how many boys will confess their love to me at midnight tonight??? none???? 43???? there are so many options!!!!

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not-mitchell

Omg BROOKE love

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btimz

Fun New Year's Eve Joke:

Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.

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not-mitchell

This is weirdly tempting

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I swear if you text me happy new year I will never speak to you again...

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If Taylor Swift gets Parkinsons later in life, she will never hear the end of "Shake It Off"

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not-mitchell

OH MY GOSH

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radio interviewer: iggy start freestylin for us!
iggy: ....
iggy: Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.
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remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

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OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG

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stryrxriki

I guess they’re ferreting around

Did that joke even make sense to yourself

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Radio guy: Iggy can you do a little freestyle for us?

Iggy: …..

Iggy: Chewing gum is really gross chewing gum I hate the most