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i am not a vampire

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to my current knowledge
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criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

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taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesn’t work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless

damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk

when you set out on the path of revenge, dig two graves. you never know when the other guy might’ve cloned himself

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i feel like ur speaking from experience

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weird coincidence, i also feel like ur speaking from experience

<|⟩:^(

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guys i think i upset evilwizard

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p sure that was me actually

dark-deathrage

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

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looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

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If the amount of happiness, immediate or ultimate, is increased by any costume, it is right to wear it.

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in 1866 folks so fucking miss me with all your ideas that this is some outlandishly modern idea

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Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

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american-ruby

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

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masteradept

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

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what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

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all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.