is hades a twink?
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it
Well if you're going to steal my content at least steal the fucking audio post and then mirror that onto a low-quality t-shirt printer
Turns out every planet with life has a version of mammals, and they supposed to be weak, small and dumb creatures. The fact that they are not only the dominant animal clade on Earth, but also the planet’s intelligent species baffles aliens.
A horse that, if even mildly inconvenienced, violently explodes, leaving only 4 smoking hooves behind. It’s respawns from its hooves whenever you look away.
what happens if you separate the hooves?
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
garf :3 💜💙
the full strip
That makes it WORSE
Anonymous asked:
Is there anything you can actually eat that’s not a Pokémon?
you can try living off of berries i guess??? but eventually you Will be sleep deprived and pick up a cherubi instead
i once knew a guy from alola that just ate pokebeans
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?
'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
My brain is fucked because I just heard the statistic that goes “age is one of the biggest predictors for crimes, the younger you are the more likely you are to commit a crime”
and I just imagine a police detective pressing his face to the window outside the hospital’s nursery and whispering “I’m watching you…” with a scowl.
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THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST
The horrible volume slider post is amusing. This post needs to be locked in a vault to prevent psychic damage.
birds can be so disproportionate it’s actually so funny. one of life’s greatest delights
african jacana
green heron
black winged stilt
south phillipine dwarf kingfisher. honestly most kingfishers but this one especially
japanese paradise flycatcher
kiwi wing + how big they are for reference
white bellbird. i just don’t think they should be able to do that
the sword billed hummingbird is one that always gets me
Tawny frogmouth. Nightjars in genera look like they've got tiny little beaks when they're closed
and then they open their mouth and it is a not tiny at all beak.
The kookaburra of the kingfisher family.
fully agree bc these guys are like the coolest looking birds but unfortunately kookaburras are the kookaburras of the kingfisher family