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i am not a vampire

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to my current knowledge

Turns out every planet with life has a version of mammals, and they supposed to be weak, small and dumb creatures. The fact that they are not only the dominant animal clade on Earth, but also the planet’s intelligent species baffles aliens.

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?

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'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

My brain is fucked because I just heard the statistic that goes “age is one of the biggest predictors for crimes, the younger you are the more likely you are to commit a crime”

and I just imagine a police detective pressing his face to the window outside the hospital’s nursery and whispering “I’m watching you…” with a scowl.

birds can be so disproportionate it’s actually so funny. one of life’s greatest delights

african jacana

green heron

black winged stilt

south phillipine dwarf kingfisher. honestly most kingfishers but this one especially

japanese paradise flycatcher

kiwi wing + how big they are for reference

white bellbird. i just don’t think they should be able to do that

the sword billed hummingbird is one that always gets me

Tawny frogmouth. Nightjars in genera look like they've got tiny little beaks when they're closed

and then they open their mouth and it is a not tiny at all beak.

The kookaburra of the kingfisher family.

fully agree bc these guys are like the coolest looking birds but unfortunately kookaburras are the kookaburras of the kingfisher family