is hades a twink?
criminal profiling is just astrology for cops
taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesn’t work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless
damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk
when you set out on the path of revenge, dig two graves. you never know when the other guy might’ve cloned himself
i feel like ur speaking from experience
weird coincidence, i also feel like ur speaking from experience
<|⟩:^(
guys i think i upset evilwizard
p sure that was me actually
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING ZELDA FOR TEN HOURS
eat rocks
um help there's fire in my oven
That’s not good
mew mew meow nyaw..... *climbs out of sink*
Tiny magical cat did you bring with you any magical sink water?
* ☆ * [ My body is magical, squeeze me over the fire like a wet rag, nya. ] * ☆ *
The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866
If the amount of happiness, immediate or ultimate, is increased by any costume, it is right to wear it.
in 1866 folks so fucking miss me with all your ideas that this is some outlandishly modern idea
hey have you seen my one hundred billion locusts anywhere
yeah the ones with human faces and souls
yeah, just through here
FURNITURE HELLSCAPE (a song)
video made with ikea's online design tools!
This is how I play the Sims
Σ:
everyone say hi to the inbox wynaut
Hi inbox wynaut
Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.
damn bro. you trash
What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?
i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas
纸片人 (Paper Person) by 艺术家王德发 on douyin
my whole screen went black right before the head fell
tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry
Whole site man
SNIFF?
[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid
Thats me scared because i found the witches hut
These next few are me running
Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).
if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration
You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive
Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.
See any cute pokemon lately
every pokemon is cute. look at this little guy
counterpoint
what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit
all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.





















