Happy pride

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

And you may find yourself

Waking up from stasis

“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

Beyond and Back - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Roundtable [x]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

I'm going to get more lashes today.

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

Delete this off my post.

you can’t use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You’d be like tantalus in the garden

onion and garlic are a handsome older couple and ginger is their sexy little 3rd.

checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails

kind regards,

i wanna fuck you like an animal i wanna feel you from the inside

profit and lace is a bad episode but I will say that quark getting a free healthcare starfleet sex change operation just for nefarious purposes has really funny implications all around. i like to believe that bashir does these all day

honestly out of all of the methods of computer virus delivery out there the 'random mysterious USB stick left on the ground' is the most likely to fool me. no thoughts, head empty, plug that fucker in and unleash a modern day pandora's box on my hard drives

letting the days go by

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

Leto Atriedes: I wanted to be a pilot

Me: