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A Normal Human

@not-a-space-alien / not-a-space-alien.tumblr.com

The lights in the sky are nothing to concern yourself about.
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Hi! Call me Nasa. All the cool kids are using pinned posts now. Here's my old about page.

  • I'm 30. This blog is mostly sfw, but does occasionally contain adult-oriented content. If you are a minor following me, I expect you to block the "nsfw" tag so these posts are blocked, and to not interact with them. This blog also will occasionally contain graphic depictions of violence and blood.
  • I’m okay with anything I post being reblogged unless it’s tagged with “please don’t reblog” or some variation thereof.
  • If you don't want me to answer an ask publicly, please say so as I will usually do so. I am also open to private DMs. Anons are usually on and usually it's fine to ask me anything as long as it's genuine/in good faith, just put warnings ahead of anything explicit, suggestive, or potentially disturbing so my followers can be warned if I answer publicly.
  • I will tag things if you ask me to, as long as it's not too difficult to do so. I already tag commonly blocked things like nsfw, gore, and blood. I have also been asked to tag spiders and trypophobia, so I will do my best to remember.
  • I usually prefer to just dump all of my interests on one blog rather than side blogs.
  • I'm a human. Read the URL.

My writing:

I write as a hobby. Most of my current writing is original works. Some of them have illustrations/visuals, but you are free to imagine the characters differently if you like. I welcome fanart, fanfiction, roleplaying asks, and collaborative worldbuilding, for anyone who feels so inclined. Just tag me so I can see! :)

My AO3 page

Watch Your Step - Giant/tiny, a story about a fairy and his adventures. An entomologist finds an injured fairy while out in the field. (The tag for posts about this story is #Watch Your Step) (Does not require reading anything beforehand) [Active]

Magnanimous Moonrise & Savage Sunset - A story about a vampire and a vampire hunter, told from dualing perspectives. (caution: graphic) (The tag for posts about this story is #MMSS) (Does not require reading anything beforehand but related to/inspired by another series) [Complete, but a sequel is coming.]

Click the readmore for more info about my writing, recent updates list, and what I'm currently working on!

#pinned#MMSS#watch your step
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fataziraphale
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bananonbinary

honestly like i get the poly(nesian) vs poly(amorous) thing, and n(on)b(lack) vs n(on)b(inary), and i’ll change to polyam or ply or enby if asked to avoid confusion, but i also need yall to know that like…its okay for one abbreviation to have multiple meanings. theres only 26 letters and we can reuse some of them, no one is “stealing” anything.

Animal Crossing did not attack Air Conditioners.

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bananonbinary

now that almost 300 people have agreed with my great points, i feel the need to disclose that this was prompted by a post about a physics professor writing “BDE: 69” on the whiteboard

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eddieintheocean

In oceanography there’s something called a CTD (conductivity, temperature, depth). Conductivity used to be referred to as salinity so you can imagine what happened whenever this came up

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headspace-hotel

i forget what it stands for but a lot of small farmers participate in a program where you can get boxes of fresh vegetables delivered to your house and it’s called CSA

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sparklyeevee

Community sponsored agriculture

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headspace-hotel

yes that

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thelastofthebookworms

In French, if you work in a field related to child development, TSA can mean :

- Trouble(s) du Spectre Autistique a.k.a ASD (autism spectrum disorder)

or

- Trouble(s) Spécifique(s) des Apprentissages a.k.a learning disorders (such as dyscalculia, dyslexia etc.)

We could have classes on the same days where two professors would use the abbreviations frequently to speak about two different conditions -not to mention that learning disorders and autism sometimes coexist in an individual.

Often enough, you could replace one by the other in a sentence and it would still make sense if you didn’t focus on the class

#i solve this by just never using abbreviations or acronyms
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I keep receiving messages from beautiful, single women desperately begging me to work for them for $5/hr less than I currently make

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yunisverse

Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.

Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.

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jame7t

(Laughs warmly) yes, me and my compatriots are familiar with your posts. We’re going to torture you now

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I thought it would be nice to have a post with all the infocards from the book in Tinytopia in one place for reference, so I've collected them here... Some of them are spoilers, so I will put a warning about which are spoilers for which chapter above the relevant entries, so you can just stop scrolling if you don't want spoilers and aren't caught up.

Base cards given in 3.5 - spoilers for things before that point

#Watch Your Step