B!

The thing society as a whole doesn’t understand about nature is that absolutely nothing is just a worm or just a bug or just a plain little fish that does nothing but swim around and eat until it dies. Every single animal has a complicated life and habits. Minnows make nests out of pebbles. Slugs have courtship rituals. Fruit flies have territorial battles and when they can’t get laid they become alcoholics all in those few days that they even exist on earth. Just the functions of the different body parts of a dust mite can fill a lecture and we still don’t completely understand everything about its life habits or its biochemistry.

Little guys contain multitudes

accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

lmao projareds down 150k subscribers he must be setting a record of some kind

nvm James Charles lost literally twice that in the last like 6 hours  from the 20 minute callout what a great week for youtube

Game of Thrones should end how Monty Python Holy Grail ended where a bunch of cop cars come n arrest them all

I was me, but now he’s gone

People need other people

hannibal being totally done with everything and everyone + wii music

I’ve never identified with something more than this

It’s gonna be the Duolingo bird too

the seven deadly kins

jason dean (pride), the onceler (greed), komaeda (lust), gamzee (gluttony), monika (envy), kylo ren (wrath), sans (sloth)

Vriska (Vriska)

Isn’t it odd how one day you randomly meet someone then a few months later they’ve became a huge part of your life & you can no longer imagine your life without them in it

miyazaki blowing it out of the water with these good opinions again