I love tumblr because I can just press buttons and deal psychic damage to random strangers on the internet.

Like this:

BINGUS COCK VORE

For instance:

What the HELL?? This is a guy

And he is eating his own dick

What the fuck frank

That's a dude who ate his own dick

Who just ate something raw

…with his teeth

…in a way that made it look "applict"

…with his tongue

…just this once…

frank

buddy

pal

do not do this

This just in: that guy has a dick and a mouth (we've discovered his taste in porn) and he's eating it

we are kindly requesting you to Not.

We are Kindly Requesting that nostalgebra53 do not eat his own dick

I'll eat what I damn well please...