i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer
for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:
Matt made sure Travis was in team Wildemount because he knows Travis would have sussed out Bor’dor in half an episode.
reading cr discourse posts as someone who's super behind on c3 and likely will never bother to catch up has looped right around from me wanting to hit something to being funny as fuck. matt introduces so many new place and character and organization names that even though i'm very familiar with ~250 episodes of cr across all the campaigns, i have no fucking clue what anyone's talking about except for the odd pc name or guest character that i'm like "i THINK that one's emily axford? but who knows"
discourse posts that read like "i can't BELIEVE that y'all [charlie brown adult noises] [static buzzing] matt LITERALLY confirmed on twitter that [screeching feedback] [dialup tones] and when orym told fearne that [kazoo noises] [wilhelm scream] come on people it's OBVIOUS that the conflict between [accordion crashing down a staircase] anyway, this is the exact same thing that happened when laudna [slide whistle] [clown nose honk] so i don't know why i'm surprised. always the same with this fandom."
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:
If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.
Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!
And now its 10th. Yay!
Oh, just in time for all the twitter and reddit refugees!
Happy 11th anniversary!
Friendly reminder that there’s actual merch now
I feel blessed for this to touch my blog
is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?
can a black hole destroy the earth?
no, you idiot.
black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.
and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.
and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.
you fool.
This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism.
my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement
bro she is purposefully isolating you
i’m sorry but these characters are LEVEL ONE??? and they’re dealing with great spirits and also An Entire Empire Doing Empire-y Things??? like, couldn’t they have started off protecting one (1) farmer from two (2) bandits or something???
I mean, I love it, but also, what the fuck is Brennan going to chuck at them when they’re at level three??? Or leVEL TEN???
At level five Brennan informs the party that the full on devil exists in this world and he is BORED
warframe is so transgender
you want me to "dream of not what you are, but of what you want to be"? and use TRANSference to be in a much stronger and hotter body that I built myself? but really im just a kid inside, dreaming of it? and I can double jump? and use my trauma as a death laser? it's so transgender
You entered a dream one night, in which the world ended, then you woke up
The next night, you dreamt of it again, but survived a little longer
Its been months now, and the date is getting closer and closer to what you see on your calendar inside of the dream
Last night, in the dream, you made the realisation that They could be killed
Does the world have hope after all?
apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/30/2009 9:41:12 PM.
if anyone wants to see when they signed up for tumblr, visit the above post. it displays your registration timestamp when you view the post itself, but when you reblog it, it’ll copy that timestamp.
that blog is a little bit of chaotic tumblr magic i built for april fools a long time ago.
i consider this a sort of spell circle tbh
Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have
…it was…?
What do ya mean ?
When???
wait what? it was down?
Like, today?
…what?
Really?
when?
???
What??
Facebook was down???
Literally no explanations and I can’t be bothered to confirm, have some possible misinfo that is very funny, love this website
