this dumpster had so many rules but i respect it

GIVE HIM THE FISH

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

i saw the words “ur not the first person in your lineage to be queer” and it’s rocking me to my core. how many generations down the line did one of my ancestors feel the way i did, feel differently than i did and so damn queerly it was a crime? how many of us were there? did they have hope? did they find peace? i don’t know. at the very least, maybe i am proof their identity was never wasted. reincarnated.

Fuck it. Monster exhaustion drink

need this to be able to fall asleep

I wake up in the morning and slam an entire monster energy drink and then the moment it gets dark out I down an entire monster exhaustion drink

chugging a monster energy and exhaustion drink back to back to unlock a new kind of sleep disorder

merry christmas eve to this post only

this is how they killed jesus

I screamed 😭

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

date of origin: December 24th, 2015

since its the 24th right now…

Coyote finds old dog toy, acts like a puppy A photographer spotted a coyote as it trotted into her yard and explored a toy left in the snow. What she managed to capture on camera is the beauty of play.

type of animals in mud and Enjoying It Too

pondering my Steam Library 

nyachan

There’re MLMs in literally every industry. Be careful when you’re buying things as to not accidentally support these predatory “businesses”.

To clarify, I’m referring to Multi-Level Marketing companies, AKA pyramid schemes. Not men who love men. They can also be found in literally every industry but they’re mostly benign and not particularly likely to scam you.

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

teenagers condescendingly calling each other bestie in arguments is just the gen z version of everyone condescendingly calling each other ‘sweetie’ back in 2013 change my mind

What is their version of “Sweaty” then? Beastie?

so true beastie!!!

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT