What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

What is happening? 😂

LMAO He just said he does

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

Thread was missing my fave part.

MR THE ROCK JOHNSON

Same energy

😭 why did this get cancelleeeeeed?!

fleabag is very good

I

Like

Big Thors

Itty bitty Thors

Armour Titty Thors

Little kitty Thors

I like them pretty Thors

With that hair tied

Get your nails did

Get that blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate

Come and get a taste

From the Ray Thors

To the gay Thors

Go and slay, Thors

You my fav Thors

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

Wait, it's real????? I thought it was one of those satirical articles!

IF I HAD A BIBLE IT WOULD READ LIKE THIS

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

I love him

yall r missing the BEST one

I might have just found myself a new idol

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via cottoncandaddy)

LMFAO THE LAST PART

chaotic dorks

tbh

When You Get The Whole Church To Watch Evangelion

I fuckin love my people

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin