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@north-starrs / north-starrs.tumblr.com

he him / 23 / gay / i can and will block if i want

Hi, I'm North. You found my blog. Have some guidelines.

Read them.

I'm not comfortable with minors, but I will tolerate them as long as they don't interact with anything I reblog or post that is remotely not safe for work. This includes kinks of all kinds and drugs.

If I catch you interacting with my posts or reblogs and I find out that you're a minor, I will block you.

If you are a homophobe, transphobe, transmed, terf or so on, you will be blocked. Same for racists and xenophobes. If I don't like you, I have the freedom to block you.

I will not listen to any sort of discourse because I think it's stupid and I don't need that stress in my life.

However, while I'm very generous with blocking, I am perfectly welcome to asks and messages.

Lastly, I don't content tag anything. I will post and reblog insects, horror themes, occasionally gore and medical science, and taxidermy. There will also be the occasional adult-oriented post or reblog.

Thank you for your time.

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

the top of my cabinet-mounted microwave has this... vent cavity? I usually clean the top of the microwave once every few months but have never actually, like, looked in the cavity. Until a few hours ago. I found a small bottle labled "Egyptian Heat: Scarab Sauce" that has long since expired. I think a previous tenant must have accidentally dropped it and left it in there because I've never seen it before. Which would mean it's been sitting in a cavity of my microwave for something like 2 years

TASTE TEST???

do you guys want me to die

If there's one thing worth risking your life for, it's telling internet weirdos what extremely old food tastes like.

So it's not that we want you to die exactly, but we would like you to risk it.

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better