I’ve had a really difficult week with my mental health. This evening my cat spontaneously crawled onto my chest and sat there and purred while I held her head in my hand and petted behind her ears and I was thinking “I love you so much it makes my heart heavy. So often you are my only friend, my only reason for being. Your love for me makes me feel like I may be someone worthy and good. I don’t know what I’d do without you.” like, really having a moment, so comforted by this little animal. And then she let out the stinkiest nastiest most heinous fart.

BEAT THEM THE WAY THE ROMANS BEAT CHRIST

ublock origin should still work, get firefox, tell your friends to get firefox, uninstall chromium browsers, do not support this by using google’s products, frankly

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

okay so-

how about you fuck that old WOMAN. #feminism

hey can you do me a favour and paypal me £20 in compensation for reading this dicaprio ass sentence on my good christian post

"fanfiction isn't meant to be serious work, it's just silly escapism" "fanfiction can't be written like a novel" "fanfiction doesn't need literary qualities-- it's not meant to have them"

SKILL ISSUE.

Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children's songs in the style of various artists, and he's incredible.

I'm weirdly emotional about it?

This is amazing!

This is the exact opposite energy of the "what happens after the camera cuts and you've destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment"

This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I'm touched, this is art

like i have never seen a gag funnier than this that i can recall

I need him so bad it’s unreal

is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

wholesome

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room

Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."

"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.

"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?

"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.

If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.

You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.

Goths are part and parcel with counterculture movements.

Counterculture movements only occur when the culture has imbalanced itself to favor one group over another.

Ergo, Goths are the cultural canary in the coal mines.

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