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IMMORtAL FISH

@norisalmon

age: 23, ace, gender: salmon, pronounce: fish
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I'm scared. I'm starting to withdraw too much from reality.

I find myself retreating more and more into my imagination and despising the real world so much that I just don't want to be a part of it anymore, it's just not enriching or interesting enough.

Almost all my time spent these days is at work or worrying about work or dealing with financial stress and debt, fearing death and the decline in my physical health since covid.

The only things that being me any kind of joy anymore are books, movies, shows, fanfiction, and what I dream when I'm asleep.

It scares me. I don't want to be like this again. The last time I was like this was when I was a teenager living with depression and a toxic and abusive parent.

If I had no responsibilities like i did when I was a kid, I wouldn't feel bad about withdrawing into fiction like I did before, but I have money to earn so I can pay bills and keep a roof over my head. I have appointments to make and a body to take care of.

It's all so monotonous and tiring.

There's barely anything making me want to stay present anymore.

I want to live my dreams, not this dystopian, capitalist nightmare I was forced into 26 years ago.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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Oh my God, there are so many new ones

It’s like looking at an influential piece from an art period…

It’s like looking at

an influential piece from

an art period…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

this was originally gonna be a rough animation but i got lazy and impatient,, ive just been really wanting to draw his dialogue. i also have a lot of feelings about spamton being kris’s weird uncle 

I really appreciate when people draw Spamton’s base form as being the same height as Kris, I think that’s more accurate TBH. There are people who would slaughter me for saying that but that’s how I perceive his base sprite, I’M SORRY-

I think it would be kind of funny that instead of avoiding the other Addisons, Spamton instead pranks them out of revenge for ignoring him.

They keep finding Pipis in their merchandise, their popup ads are constantly infected with Spamton viruses that call them rude names, their billboards are graffiti’d over so they have mustaches drawn on their faces, mini-spamtons keep literally picking up their customers and running away with them.

They try so hard to deny they know Spamton while their stores are in total chaos from the mischief he’s caused.