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weeping robosexual kraken rising from the deep

@nordreys / nordreys.tumblr.com

yo hello i am audrey and i live in australia. i like robots and hot monsters and i WILL yell about it if given the slightest opportunity. (BL sideblog over at bloubliette)

I love Drifter's weird, slightly creepy uncle vibes

This man is definitely the space fantasy equivalent of a dude who lives in a van and sells weed to high schoolers, but he once royally kicked the shit out of a neo-Nazi so everyone lets it slide

Love this gross uncle who'll eat anything if you slip him a 20.

This man has absolutely done jail time in a country you've never heard of for a crime which has no English translation

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This site toppling the competition by opting to sell shoelaces instead of monetising their users must be one of the greatest examples of failing upwards in history

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In the world of Bond Villain CEOs, the site run by Wile E. Coyote is king

Tips for returning twitter users:

-If it cannot break its egg’s shell, a chick will die without being born.

-We are the chick.

-The world is our egg.

-If we don’t crack the world’s shell, we will die without being born.

-Smash the world’s shell! For the revolution of the world!

redditors take note