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Certified Failure

@noragonie

SHASAM • 25 • payed to do nothing
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Nothing to see here. They're just some guys being bros. There is absolutely nothing homoerotic here

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I like imagining PM!Dazai having to chase corrupted!Chuuya around after he defeats an enemy. Like you can’t tell me chuuya always floats over to Dazai to turn him back.

Dazai is out there running after him like you chase a dog that has something in his mouth he shouldn’t. Trying to corner him only to be outsmarted when Corrupted!Chuuya floats high enough that Dazai can’t reach. Dazai’s yelling at him the whole time to to stop running.

Eventually Dazai does catch him, out of breath and sweaty, and Chuuya still asks him why he didn’t change him back sooner. Which causes Dazai to lose it.

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if i die my friends better not post some corny shit on social media talkn bout “i kno he’s watching over me”. lmfaooo dawg i’m in hell

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as soon as we explore 100% of the ocean all the fish will become 2x stronger and a new area will unlock

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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It's funny knowing that,

  • This is a regular occurrence
  • Dazai's name for Chuuya is set as "Slug"
  • Dazai still keeps his old phone around
  • And that Chuuya still has Dazai's number

Hirotsu has probably faced this scenario several times over their four years apart 🤣

Imagine it'll be a common warning whenever the PM goes out drinking: "Beware, there's a high chance Executive Nakahara gets wasted and, 9.9 times out of 10, he calls his old partner. Bring earplugs. You don't wanna hear what the executive curses him with."

Also like this is giving me I'll be here for you even if I'm gone vibes like, Dazai still has his old phone. Why? Maybe cause he actually accepts those drunk calls from Chuuya, and pays him visit after quietly listening to him ramble to make sure he's alright.

But that's just me 😭✌️

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"Oh but both sides have it bad."

Palestinians are dying by the thousands, whole families are being wiped out in seconds.

Israeli's are posting "get ready with me, war edition" videos where they bake bread for soilders.

While the Palestinians are eating bread caked with blood just to survive.

The Israelis are posting cheering as bombs land and hoping more Palestinians die.

Signing off videos with "hastag stay thirsty."

Knowing that the Palestinians have no clean water, and they are drinking dirty water which makes them sick just to survive.

The Israelis are going to the beach, they have access to public transport, they have the freedom to move around and do whatever they wish.

The Palestinians are writing their names on their hands so they can be identified when the bombs strike.

This is not a war.

Their is no both sides.

This is genocide.