thinking again about how in battle of the labyrinth percy’s like ‘i never want to think about annabeth going into the labyrinth ever again’ and then annabeth’s like ‘im going into the labyrinth. will you come with me’ and he’s like ‘ofc babe’
he’s like ‘annabeth is going to get us all killed for saying the sphinx is disrespecting her intelligrnce’ *100 pages later* ‘i love that about her’
Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple
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salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
penis parker was bitten on the dick by a radioactive spider and fights crime as her alter ego: spider-cock
why the fuck is penis parker a girl
are you new here?
obsessed w this person who thinks im lying about having a boyfriend for clout and yells at me in my inbox whenever i mention him
I've blocked so many accounts on Twitter I'm starting to get ads from 15th century plague doctors
the brief moment when the bird is like "oh fuck did i kill him"
having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch
do you think their cycles ever synced up
"do you have a spare ibuprofen in your bag, francis? i should like that very much"
Regarding my last post on the subject:
ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask
Middle or high school?
Hey please remember that this is a common password reset challenge question and don't put this on the internet thanks
Which is why don’t use anything that is easily attainable by doing a basic internet search. But a vague just some dude is chill enough to be acceptable to share.
"Put it in the comments/tags" <- 😒
You all gave a shit about what anything like a school mascot was in HS? OMG. I am very proud that I attended not one single f-ing sports event and the forced social sport thing I skipped.
(nothing wrong with doing sports; I just wasn't interested).
Uh, okay.
Anyway, y'all, these are common password reset questions so please don't put detailed info like that on the internet.
This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.
and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.
Same reason why when a younger kid tries to playfully fight with you, the appropriate response is not to sweep the leg, get them on the ground and then start kicking.