kotaku rejected my article "Long-Distance Relationships Are Inherently Queer Which Is Why It's Okay To ERP In The /yell Channel In Limsa Lominsa"
making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know
this person said "become a brain witch" like I'm supposed to know what that is
help I'm being dragged by the brain witch community
call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me
the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink
Hey op what was that last part
Did i fucking stutter
a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws
my ideal gay bar
They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.
The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.
Butch Hartman is the Elon Musk of cartoonists
Reviews are in.
You guys know you’re describing a personality type right
I’m describing that they’re both pieces of shit.
Thank u discord
Knuckles’s pronouns are Knuckles/Knuckles
michaeltheshitposter
is nobody going to talk about how eggman is nothing but lgbt rights in this comic
He’s a bad guy, but he’s not a bad guy
popokko-deactivated20210315
why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch
good idea
popokko
thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well
digitalesnest
such as?
popokko
have gay sex
Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.
Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.
dashcon-baby-official
they be right tho
Alberta CANADA is making it ILLEGAL to protest
The Alberta government passed Bill 1: Critical Infrastructure Defence Act in order to allow RCMP and other officers to arrest, fine, and jail protestors who occupy places the government deems a place of “critical infrastructure” and includes legislative buildings, mining sites, railways, and PUBLIC ROADS in or outside cities! This is likely in response to the Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs protests and the solidarity protests across the country which blocked railways and pipelines in early 2020.
It will likely also effect future BLM, environmental, and other human and land rights protests. I think this is a very relevant and scary bill right now, and we need to tell the Premier that we will not be silenced!
Please share, read the petition, and sign!!!
THIS is a Google Doc that includes compiled information about the bill, as well as a template for Albertans to write to their MLA about the bill
day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits
no more bare tits
oh shit a bow
having a moment
🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty
aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes
good morning sluts, back to work
fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)
we’re gonna be so pretty
wig snatched
shit do i gotta act like a lady now?
if I play dead it might goes away
oh my im getting hotter by the minute
what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry
I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️
girl’s night out(ish) 🍻
I know I just reblogged this but it got even better!
When the puppets start to come to life.
discord server for silent video game protagonists
chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends
there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else