God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.
#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.
Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.
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To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903
You’re understating how ridiculous
it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later
how do newspaper clippings from a hundred years ago violate community guidelines
to fly is to go against the will of god
“In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. But you do.”
— C.S.Lewis
ousia-poetica
They told me to put my heart in everything I do. So that’s what I did, and I poured and I poured and I poured. Now they ask me why I am so empty and confused. Drawing and illustration Felicia Chiao on instagram.
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me as a mom
i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen
Dewey’s purse
(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)
Dewey is hard femme
I feel like it's worth mentioning he had a brick in there
it’s the first brick from stonewall
