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You’re done with dying.

@noodle-persom

Currently in my homestuck era, Skaia help me
Pronouns: they/them (blog owner is a minor btw)
Resident Knight of Light

Hello! If you’re someone who just came from Twitter or you’re simply interested in tumblr and you haven’t been scared off by the recent shit postings of hundreds of users desperately trying to keep drama out by scaring off any and all Twitter users the congratulations! I.. don’t know why you would come to this blog though.

I’m not going to uselessly rant about all the functions of tumblr and how tumblr etiquette works seeing as many others have already been doing so. Though I am in the middle of reblogging a bunch of posts akin to that and I will be putting it under the tag “#how to survive tumblr” so you can have an easier time searching for it.

If you didn’t know already, tags work as an easy way to section your posts (this can be better explained but it’s 4 am and I’m too lazy) allowing for people to click on your blog, click a tag and then see all the things you’ve posted under that tag.

I hope this will come in handy for those who don’t back down from the revival of old tumblr. But to those who are weak, this service is not for you. Return to where you once came pathetic Twittypet.

(If you’re seeing this and you aren’t a refugee, please don’t reblog unless you want to add useful information to the post for people who are new)

I always say pride month instead of happy pride month because if it was a happy pride month joanne rowling would be dead

today’s our last chance

great point. there’s still time

[ID: tag: hey this can carry into disability pride month because she is also ableist /end ID]

An eight year old boy completely blew me away today when I crouched down to show him the ratsnake I was holding, as he immediately correctly identified it and then proceeded to hit me with a FLOOD of information about their species, behavior, and exact geographical range (WHAT) that I could barely keep up with.

And then he just kept going. Without stopping. Just an unfaltering stream of information about native snakes that completely and totally waylaid my years of carefully prepared, child digestible snake information. And then all of my more advanced, sometimes adult digestible snake information.

Then he was off about the rediscovery of crested geckos in New Caledonia in the 90's. From there I didn't even have much to say about the rest of his information--he wasn't talking about animals I had much knowledge of or experience with. It SOUNDED correct, but I wouldn't have known.

I've been doing this my whole life and I genuinely think that 8 year old knew more than me. He cared about it SO much. He showed me on his tiny arm where he'd been bitten by a milk snake days before. He still wanted to hold the ratsnake.

I don't have a point or moral or anything here, it was just a weirdly impactful experience I wanted to share. I think weird little kids like that are going to save the world.

Finally some good fucking news

they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good

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These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild’s credits have almost exclusively Japanese people in them; but one name sticks out:

By searching around, people have found this forum post from 2007:

Follow your dreams.

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reblog if ur proud of corey

He got a promotion for Tears of the Kingdom!!

Source: twitter.com

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every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

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now THIS is egg posting

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

The notes on this!!

Awww

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”

Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”

NiceGuy™:

“I hope my crush wears sexy

underwear to bed”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"this is my queerplatonic partner. if you didn't know before, a queerplatonic relationship is when - " it's okay. you don't have to explain it to me. they've already prepared me for this subject. i've been here before. they're your moirail