Gnark

Encounter: subterranean computer elves

the evolution of porygon

the truth you all don't want to admit is that in the mlp universe jesus christ did exist and he became a carpenter because of his cutiemark that was two planks and some nails and only right before the end did he figure out he had gotten it all mixed up

Direct action

comrade goat

truly the GOAT

Strangers in Lively Town

Took me half a year to complete 🤪

hey, uh. what the shit

this came to me in a vision

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

Me every time my stomach hurts

mutuals escalate this situation

we have to saw our arms off to escape

If you read comics, you're delusional if you think they haven't.

Only stand-up comics die more often than Charles Xavier.

i have never drawn thorton once and it angers me that he’s 10x easier to draw than brandon

I dreamed I went outside and God used a finger of fire (like in The Ten Commandments) to write "YOU MUST WORSHIP ME. RESPECT THE BITE" into the concrete of my driveway

and I spent the rest of the dream trying to figure out what the second half of that sentence meant

bite means dick in french

No God worth believing in speaks French

Also I'm a transfemme who has her bottom surgery consult scheduled. I do not remotely respect the dick, so God can shut up

Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.

fond of the average by county version of this:

also the world version:

Australia is really out there doing her own thing

Gamer cats

if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog