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@nononononojustno

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TFP! Soundwave x Human Female Reader

Summary: Reader has been Soundwave's human captive for a while and has learned he gives out his rewards in the best ways.
Warnings: Tendril sex, double penetration, praise kink, degrading behavior, and Soundwave being Soundwave of course.

You had to rub your eyes a few times just to make sure you weren't dreaming. Like you couldn't believe you'd actually done it, you've always been good with computers but not this damn good... The monitor screen lit up with a variety of different cybertronian letters, all forming a conversation between the autobot medic Ratchet and an autobot named 'Wheeljack' who you've never even heard of before.

You couldn't help but brandish the widest smile on your face as you were proud of your own work. Immediately you eyes darted over to the silent mech that was sitting at a much larger monitor beside you. He wasn't in mass displacement so the sizing between your field of vision and his, vastly differed. You cleared your throat and placed your fingertips on his servo. The comparison of his own servo to your hand never ceased to amaze you. Attached to each servo was a set of freakishly sharp claws or 'digits' as he referred to them. Just with your palm being on his servo you could feel the amount of heat his frame was letting off. Usually you would expect a metal surface to be cold but Soundwave was always surprisingly hot to the touch.

As if you were lost in a trance of comparing the size differences you looked up to notice the mech was staring at you. He hadn't said a word but it was obvious he wanted to know why you were touching him without permission.

"Hey, I t-think I found s-something." You stuttered out before clenching your fists.

You weren't much of a stutterer but Soundwave seemed to have this effect on you that always had you mentally spiraling and it was annoying. The mech tapped his digit on his own monitor and brought up what you were seeing onto his own screen. From there he silently scrolled through the scrambled cybertronian letters that seemed to form as a digital conversation between two autobots.

 You couldn't read their language yet so you had no idea what it said but Soundwave seemed to be extremely interested in your findings.

"Well done." His voice came out as an actual robotic monotone speech.

Soundwave spoke very little but whenever he did speak it gave you goosebumps, as much as you strived for his approval there was always something that made you uncomfortable about his voice. Then again all of the decepticons you've come in contact with have all sounded completely horrifying. They all had a range of extremely deep octaves that never sounded human. Using a clawed digit the black and purple mech began to stroke the top of your head as if you were a pet and you couldn't help but let out a huff of satisfaction from the gesture.

 If other humans had seen you like this they would call you crazy but you couldn't help but take pride in receiving any kind of affection from your 'owner'. This was just your own twisted way of making light out of a bad situation, like he hasn't murdered you yet and you're certainly not in as bad as a position as the human captive that is owned by Starscream so why not find a form of solace. And maybe you were crazy because you knew a job well done for this mech always led to a reward. The last reward that was given to you was Soundwave allowing you to actually go back out into public again.

It had actually been six months before you'd last been in public around other humans. You were only allotted two hours to roam and he was by your side within human holoform the entire time but you'd never forget how good the sun felt on your skin. Soundwave always kept his office darker than other areas on the nemesis so to get to be in such a well lit scene was actually euphoric. You'll never forget how you got to see the face of Soundwave's human holoform visually cringe upon hearing someone drive past the two of you blasting loud rap music. You tried so hard to hold in your laughter but the face he made left you feeling like you just heard the funniest joke of your life.

Still his human holoform was nothing like being around the actual Soundwave, especially a mass displaced Soundwave. Speaking of mass displacement you hadn't even noticed that he must have mass displaced in front of you because when you looked over at him he was now only 8-9 feet taller than you. The first time you saw him do this you felt like you were going to have a brain aneurysm because how could something so huge be able to make itself closer to your size. It took you a while to even mentally process a much smaller Soundwave.

Call it depravity or degeneracy but you knew when he was using his mass displacement module it was for one reason and one reason only... Yes the mech was silent and reserved majority of the time but he clearly still had his needs. He had no issues with indulging on those needs when it was time to reward you.

You bit your lip as a few impure memories resurfaced in your mind of all the previous times he decided to reward you and fulfill his own carnal desires at the same time. You heard a click to your right and noticed it was him remotely checking to see if the electronic sliding door to his habsuite was locked to avoid any interruptions. Soundwave then took a clawed digit parted your lips open, you were tempted to lightly bite him just to be playful but you knew all too well that human teeth against metal was a bad idea. The claw trailed down from your lips to tracing a line between your breasts and down your midsection. The more time you spent around cybertronians the more you learned they were just like humans.

Cybertronian mechs and human men were disturbingly completely alike. Knowing that Soundwave had needs just like any ordinary male made you feel like you were made of gold just to be the only one to be able to see him like this. Everyone else feared the silent mech and wasn't even sure if he was sentient or just a drone but you knew better. His visor peered down at you and you could feel what he was saying without him actually saying it.

As often as this happened you still let out a surprised shriek when you felt a tendril wrap around both of your legs and another around your arms. With a swift motion you were on your back and you shuddered from the tension the constricting tendrils were putting on you. His tendrils always reminded you of snakes from how tight they'd always squeeze you. The tendril restraining your arms pulled your arms above your head and the tendril around your legs was joined by a third one just to spread your legs apart. Soundwave never had to restrain you like this as you never had a problem with willingly offering yourself but you learned this was probably something he fancied during intimate moments like this, he was a decepticon after all meaning he probably had a kink for having all the control.

Another tendril distended from behind his chassis and the surprisingly sharp claspers of it made work of your shirt and pants. He never removed them normally and seemed to enjoy letting a tendril or his own claws slice your clothes open. It wasn't like you didn't wear the same various assortment of clothing all the time since these were given to you upon when they took you captive as they never let your bring any of your clothing with you.

The shirt you were wearing did hold some sentimental value to you as this was the shirt you picked up when he let you go out into the public. You were going to protest about the destruction of your shirt until a fourth tendril appeared and had slipped into your mouth. You never got over the odd taste of the rubbery appendage but you didn't protest while it moved like a snake against your tongue. He watched as it slowly thrusted back and forth in your mouth simulating the lewd act of fellatio just for him. You let out a loud gasp after the tendril emerged from your mouth with a loud pop and you could see the spit trail of saliva still clinging to it.

The appendage then moved down to your breasts and a whine came from your mouth after it began to tease your left nipple. You watched the nipple hardened and perked up from the touch before he moved to the right one. You've always had sensitive nipples and this was pleasurable for you but you hated how he paid attention to everything else other than your dripping wet cunt right now. For someone that barely spoke he sure liked to tease and deny you of what you really wanted.

"Soundwave please." You begged while bucking your hips up to show him where you really needed him.

"Soundwave please." He mocked you by using a recording of your own voice begging for him, this sick bastard.

He knew exactly what he was doing and the effect it had on you. Not wanting to get on his bad side you just laid there and let the tendril do as it pleased with your breasts. It felt like eons before the appendage finally slipped between your thighs and brushed gently across your clit. That motion sent a volt of pleasure through you and you threw your head back while the tendril began to deeply rub your small bundle of nerves in a circle.

If it wasn't for the small 'beep' noise you wouldn't have even know he started recording already. You looked up to his visor to see a red light in the corner and you huffed. You never knew for sure what he did with the footage but almost every time there was intimacy you noticed he would be recording everything happening.

You felt your breath hitch once the tendril slipped between your folds and thrusted tenderly against your walls. The lewd wet noises your hole made while the intruding appendage moved in and out only drove you crazy. The way the tapered head continued to rub against sensitive spot was going to make you scream as if the long line of moans and whines that came from your lips wasn't enough. And there he was just standing there, staring at you menacingly while he literally invaded your sex.

It wasn't like you didn't want this but holy shit did it always surprise you that Soundwave happened to be just as degenerate as you were. Your breath hitched when you felt the tendrils restraining your arms and legs squeeze even tighter, your captor always loved to mix your pleasure with pain.

The tendril that was deep between your folds abruptly pulled out and moved down further just to circle around the entrance to your puckered hole. Since the appendage was slickly coated with your own arousal the entry wasn't as harsh as it should have been and for that you were thankful. This transition left your cunt gaping and begging to be filled once more. As if on cue you heard the familiar hiss of his interface panel sliding off. Your eyes dropped down to the organ that was sitting erect from his frame.

You knew that cybertronians weren't entirely robotic on the inside and that they had their own versions of a squishy protoform anatomy within, yet it always surprised you to see something on Soundwave that wasn't entirely made of metal.

This member that he had once referred to as a 'spike' had an encasement that looked and felt as if it was a material similar to standard silicone. The shaft was a deep purple color that transcended into a bright lilac around his tip. The entire thing curved upward towards his chasis and unlike any human male the tip of his member was shaped with an aeroplane design that made you understand why it was called a spike. This 'spike' of his was about as thick as your wrist and almost as long as your forearm in terms of length.

You'd never say it out loud but you found his spike to actually be fucking beautiful to look at. The way it would erratically twitch while he watched as his tendrils made you a whimpering wet mess. With a swift movement he was down on his stabilizing struts in front of you and you felt the sudden urge to move backward as if something that weighed a thousand pounds just dropped to its knees between your legs.

While one of his tendrils was making work with your bottom anatomy you could feel the heat emanating from his spike against your folds. You knew he was going take his agonizingly slow time with you as Soundwave seemed to be the one that liked to savor his sexual experiences.

His spike was two times as thick as his tendril and the sudden stretch brought out a choked moan from you. The thrusts of his pelvis against your own were much slower than the erratic thrusting of your tendril in your nether-regions. Finding out that male cybertronians got their pleasure the same way human men did from thrusting or pounding into something with their spike always intrigued you.

Being stuffed full like this felt entirely degrading but you'd be a liar if you said you didn't enjoy how utterly pleasurable it felt to have both your holes filled. You just knew you sounded like a total slut with all your pleas and whining but you didn't care, this was your reward after all. Soundwave was eerily silent during this ordeal and the only thing different from this and his silent disposition earlier was how heavy he was venting.

His venting never became this heavy and audible to you unless he was spike deep in your pussy and you just knew that meant he was enjoying this just as much as you were. You were interrupted from your own scrambled thoughts when you felt a knot in your belly forming as the beginning of a long and drawn out orgasm.

Your climax hit you in waves as a stream of pained cries of pleasure fell from your lips while you felt your walls clench down firmly around Soundwave's spike. It felt like your cunt was strangling him, completely choking him, desperate to milk him for every drop of transfluid that he was going to give you.

You felt spurts of the hot liquid of his esctasy seep inside you before he pulled out and was followed by thick ropes of the hot pink liquid being jetted out from his tip and onto your stomach. The thrusting tendril below you seized it's movement and pulled out as well while you watched Soundwave's spike twitch and disperse a few more shots of his climax onto you.

 if you were being totally honest you thought it was utterly hot to watch him come all over you like that as if he knew he was treating you like the whore that you both knew you were.

The mech said nothing while coming down from the high of his intense overload. He truly didn't have to say a word to you knew he was satisfied. The grip the tendrils had around your arms and legs loosened until they finally released you.

The heavy bruising left behind by the appendages was just something you had gotten used to and maybe even perhaps enjoyed being able to show others just exactly who you belonged to. The soreness of both your holes were only just a physical reminder of just how much you loved this mech's approval and rewards that came with it.

Anonymous asked:

If you don’t mind, I’d like to request tfa starscream or blitzwing with a future S/O who fell on him, Maybe he accidentally bumped into a tree they were in causing the small human to fall onto him and landing on his shoulder with a small squeak?

This is so cute to imagine <3

Walking through the forest to try and clear his head, Starscream found no peace in the overabundance of organic growth impeding his every step, which only made his mood that much worse. He'd have flown, but human's had been pestering him every time he got airborne near the city...

Humans! Pests, the lot of them!

For the life of him, he couldn't imagine why the Autobots saw anything of use in them. This whole planet, truthfully, was all but made to be annoying. Did they just want to have something to be superior to?

The frustration magnified when he accidentally bumped a tree with his wing, forcing him to wrestle it free. Being a big bot, his actions made the whole thing shake, especially when he gave the trunk a solid punch of dissatisfaction.

In a blur, something small and flailing fell from the branches, a high pitched squeak filling the air on its way down. Reflexively, he caught it in his claws.

Fate must have felt extra clever that day, because of course, he found himself staring down a human. The tiny being was frozen in fear; their little eyes looking up at him in what most would have assumed was a vain attempt for mercy. He could have squished them, or simply tossed them aside, or dropped them... but he didn't want to.

In that moment, he understood why one might want to keep a human around.

Some of them were cute.

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Anonymous asked:

happy mermay,, i love your stuff! can i get bumblebee and/or cliffjumper with a human s/o who is stranded on an island?

Happy MerMay anon! Thank you! Love this prompt. I did this with G1 in mind. Thank you for the request :)

Warnings: SFW, GN Human reader

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Retirement Home AU<3

Autobots

Optimus

  • that one grandpa who has a concerning amount of grandchildren visiting him
  • wakes up randomly during the night to tell staff members about his 27947293th battle with megatron
  • tries to keep the peace (and never succeeds), lectures all the other patients when they fight
  • *stares off into space* i have a vision..

Ratchet

  • either a random guy, or the head of staff
  • everything is perfectly organized in his room, if anyone moves his stuff he throws his cane at them
  • always complaining about his sore joints, has full conversations with himself on the daily
  • will throw a fit if someone else reads the newspaper before he does

Bumblebee

  • the grandson that visits every week
  • befriended some of the other patients, has to suffer through hours of "back when I was your age..."
  • seems like the sweetest angel, but actually helps smuggle prohibited things into the home
  • the flamethrower wasn't his idea

Arcee

  • that one great aunt your parents told you not to talk to
  • has poisoned megatron's food on several occasions, doesn't plan on stopping either
  • probably that one patient who talks in a foreign language but refuses to translate it for anyone else
  • knows how to make anything in the retirement home into a weapon

Smokescreen

  • the staff member that is way too cheery
  • probably ends up causing serious injury to a patient by accident
  • tries to make sure everyone has their medicine and is getting along, but ends up causing chaos instead
  • ^_^ everyone please stop fighting!! *stands perfectly still in the midst of everyone throwing objects at each other*

Decepticons

Megatron

  • pissy old grandpa (what did you expect?)
  • *aggressively plays chess against his arch nemesis* *throws the board when he loses*
  • constantly mumbles about how he had more respect back in the old days, and how he would blast everyone to bits if he could
  • prune juice and nap time guy™️

Starscream

  • supreme ruler of the retirement home (self diagnosed)
  • falls down the stairs at least once a week after he tries to run away from the staff <- has committed felonies
  • sells his meds to the other patients, not sure how he hasn't been found out yet
  • tries to be cool and fails

Soundwave

  • he exists. that's basically it
  • unnerving patient who will follow you around without saying anything and simply stares at any visitors
  • has escaped the retirement home at least twice, has a horde of items he stole from other patients under his bed
  • gossips with his roommate (megatron)

Knockout

  • old person who is far too confident and charming for his age
  • *tries to be smooth and flirty but ends up falling and needs 3 nurses to help him up*
  • routinely smuggles alcohol into the building, no one knows where he gets it from
  • tried to bribe the staff to give him extra pillows

btw i am taking requests for anything in this au

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Anonymous asked:

okay okay imagine (bot of your choosing) discovers idk some sea witch like in the little mermaid but instead they ask for a posion that will turn their s/o into a mer whenever they get un the ocean and theyre like trying to teach them how to swim and hunt and its like cute bonding <33

I wanna apologize in advance bc I wrote this when I was having a bad day and I know it shows, just pretend you did not see. Super cute prompt though, it cheered me up a bit to think about :) I chose Tailgate and Cyclonus (poly) for this. Thanks for the request :)

Warnings: SFW, GN Mer reader

Y/n : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Riptide asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
Riptide : What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Y/n, already taking off their clothes : God, Riptide, you’re so fucking stupid

Ok-

When I tell you I was up at 11 o'clock at night cackling like a mad man-like-

These were created by Vampiric Jester over on Ao3 for my fic Scarlet Ties and I think they are comedy gold.

Please enjoy these quality memes.

Dating the Transformers Decepticon Boys.
Some little headcanons for some of the boys.

Shockwave:

  • Small hand in big hand, small hand in big hand!
  • Shockwave is reserved. Once in a relationship with you he has to come to terms with the emotions he thought he would never feel again. So he takes his time in coming to know both you and these new ideas and feelings that are surrounding him.
  • He's horny.
  • Despite being alone most of the time and focusing on his sciences, Shockwave will not pass up a single opportunity to get down in the berth. At first he would not interface at all, but now he likes to get in time at least once every couple of days, a week at most.
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Retirement Home AU<3

Autobots

Optimus

  • that one grandpa who has a concerning amount of grandchildren visiting him
  • wakes up randomly during the night to tell staff members about his 27947293th battle with megatron
  • tries to keep the peace (and never succeeds), lectures all the other patients when they fight
  • *stares off into space* i have a vision..

Ratchet

  • either a random guy, or the head of staff
  • everything is perfectly organized in his room, if anyone moves his stuff he throws his cane at them
  • always complaining about his sore joints, has full conversations with himself on the daily
  • will throw a fit if someone else reads the newspaper before he does

Bumblebee

  • the grandson that visits every week
  • befriended some of the other patients, has to suffer through hours of "back when I was your age..."
  • seems like the sweetest angel, but actually helps smuggle prohibited things into the home
  • the flamethrower wasn't his idea

Arcee

  • that one great aunt your parents told you not to talk to
  • has poisoned megatron's food on several occasions, doesn't plan on stopping either
  • probably that one patient who talks in a foreign language but refuses to translate it for anyone else
  • knows how to make anything in the retirement home into a weapon

Smokescreen

  • the staff member that is way too cheery
  • probably ends up causing serious injury to a patient by accident
  • tries to make sure everyone has their medicine and is getting along, but ends up causing chaos instead
  • ^_^ everyone please stop fighting!! *stands perfectly still in the midst of everyone throwing objects at each other*

Decepticons

Megatron

  • pissy old grandpa (what did you expect?)
  • *aggressively plays chess against his arch nemesis* *throws the board when he loses*
  • constantly mumbles about how he had more respect back in the old days, and how he would blast everyone to bits if he could
  • prune juice and nap time guy™️

Starscream

  • supreme ruler of the retirement home (self diagnosed)
  • falls down the stairs at least once a week after he tries to run away from the staff <- has committed felonies
  • sells his meds to the other patients, not sure how he hasn't been found out yet
  • tries to be cool and fails

Soundwave

  • he exists. that's basically it
  • unnerving patient who will follow you around without saying anything and simply stares at any visitors
  • has escaped the retirement home at least twice, has a horde of items he stole from other patients under his bed
  • gossips with his roommate (megatron)

Knockout

  • old person who is far too confident and charming for his age
  • *tries to be smooth and flirty but ends up falling and needs 3 nurses to help him up*
  • routinely smuggles alcohol into the building, no one knows where he gets it from
  • tried to bribe the staff to give him extra pillows

btw i am taking requests for anything in this au

I Need Some Help, Prime

character: optimus prime

pairing: x reader

tags: rough sex, sticky sexual interfacing, choking, cybertronian reader, desk sex, mating cycles/in heat, reader gets fuckin POUNDED, optimus is kinda ooc here but it's hot when he's cocky SO, reader is impatient.., not beta read, established relationship, gender-neutral pronouns

summary: in which the reader goes through a heat cycle and op is there to pound them until their processor is fried. that's it. that's the oneshot

word count: 2,897

notes: hope you enjoyed