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shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
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Zodiac Signs: I’m Scared \ So I

Aries: I’m scared they won’t hear me \ So I scream louder

Taurus: I’m scared they need more \ So I’m giving my all

Gemini: I’m scared they won’t like me \ So I become another

Cancer: I’m scared they will leave me \ So I don’t let them in

Leo: I’m scared they’ll forget me \ So I keep reminding them I’m here

Virgo: I’m scared they‘ll find better \ So I keep being the best

Libra: I’m scared of their opinions \ So I silenced mine

Scorpio: I’m scared they will hurt me \ So I won’t let them know me

Sagittarius: I’m scared they will lock me \ So I keep running away

Capricorn: I’m scared they won’t be satisfied \ So I never rest

Aquarius: I’m scared they’ll make me one of them \ So I’m staying outside

Pisces: I’m scared they’ll devour me \ So I devour myself

the signs immediately before crying

Aries: try to cover it up with a laugh or by talking.
Taurus: their lips and jaw will quiver
Gemini: will hold eye contact until the very last second before they actually start crying.
Cancer: they look away, not wanting the other person/people to see that they're on the verge of tears.
Leo: they hate having people see them cry, so they'll usually try desperately to change the subject or get away from the situation.
Virgo: will go somewhere else and lock the door. they're going to figure this situation out on their own in privacy.
Libra: they shake their head at themselves, especially if they're in public.
Scorpio: their voice breaks and they pace around.
Sagittarius: they shake uncontrollably.
Capricorn: they'll stay completely silent, trying their very hardest to not cry or let their voice break.
Aquarius: will cover their eyes or mouth with their hand, trying to protect themselves from being seen.
Pisces: if they're with someone, they'll be talking rapidly when they're about to break.

The signs when they hate you vs when they love you

Aries (when they hate you): Distant. They'll pretend they didn't even see you when you pass by them, and if you say something to piss them off, they will not stay quiet, so prepare.
Aries (when they love you): They always want to talk to you, they'll always try to make plans with you. They'll put your needs before their own, they always want to make sure that you are happy.
Taurus (when they hate you): Straight up ignores you. They won't even look at you, you're basically dead to them. But if you say anything that annoys them they will argue with you, and they won't give up.
Taurus (when they love you): It'll be a while for them to open up to you, but when they love you, they will surely trust you with things. They will want to hang out with you, and take you places because they don't ever want to lose you.
Gemini (when they hate you): They. Will. Call. You. Out. They don't even care who's watching them scream at you. They don't like staying quiet about people they dislike, they want to make sure that people know they don't like you.
Gemini (when they love you): Will tease you and will unknowingly flirt with you a lot. They will seem comfortable around you, and maybe even chill. They'll try to make plans with you and they'll get you whatever you want, they like to see the ones they love happy.
Cancer (when they hate you): Honestly, they're not ones to hate anybody, but if they do, they wouldn't want to cause problems so they'll keep it to themselves. If you provoke them though, they will spill all your secrets and all the shitty things you've done to make them hate you.
Cancer (when they love you): Will worry about you, and will always want to make sure that you are happy. They will want to make you feel comfortable around them, they will trust you. They will ask you lots of questions because they want to know you more.
Leo (when they hate you): Shady af. They'll probably talk to everyone else BUT you about it, and they always somehow make it seem like you're the bad guy. If you piss them off enough though, they will confront you in front of everyone, and they will try to embarrass you.
Leo (when they love you): If they did something wrong, they'll apologize to you, not once, not twice, but as many times as it takes because they don't like losing the ones they love. They will defend you with everything they've got and will always be there for you.
Virgo (when they hate you): They act like you aren't worth their time. They'll pretend you dont exist or they won't even notice you walking past them or when you talk to them.
Virgo (When they love you): Is open with you, isn't shy and reserved and they compliment you a lot. They trust you and tell you things they wouldn't normally tell other people.
Libra (when they hate you): Is easily angered with you and has no patience with you whatsoever. They will try to tell you they no longer want to be friends, and then they won't talk to you again. They will easily find new friends.
Libra (when they love you): Always wants to do something with you, no matter what it is. They spend a lot of their time talking to you and making jokes, they will also compliment you and flirt without even noticing.
Scorpio (when they hate you): They will just tell you. Honestly they don't like being forced into friendships and if they feel forced with you they will let you know, and they are not ones to sugarcoat things, they probably don't care if they hurt your feelings.
Scorpio (when they love you): Always wants to make sure you're alright, and probably wants to make future plans with you. They talk to and about you often and will defend you if someone decides to mess with you.
Sagittarius (when they hate you): Completely ignores you, lol. They won't even know you exist and they'll cut any ties that they may have with you. If you decide to mess with them though they will scream at you in front of everyone because they are not afraid of confrontation.
Sagittarius (when they love you): Takes you everywhere you want to go, and pays for you if they have the money. They will do anything for you as a friend and will not hesitate to defend you, or protect you from people who may try to hurt you.
Capricorn (when they hate you): They'll call you out for everything you do, they don't like confrontation but will not avoid it if they feel they have something to say, they'll also tell you everything you're doing wrong.
Capricorn (when they love you): Super fun around you and they let their guard down, you'll always see them laughing with you, or even smiling, they will want to make future plans with you.
Aquarius (when they hate you): Gives you faces and if you ask them questions they will give you short answers because they really don't want to be talking to you, if an Aquarian doesn't like you, you'll know by the tone of voice they have when they talk to you.
Aquarius (when they love you): Talks to you about everything, they don't hide their emotions from you because they know they can trust you. Wants to go on road trips with you, or just wants to spend time with you, no matter what you are doing, they will always stand up for the people they love.
Pisces (when they hate you): Manipulative liars. They will probably pretend to be your friend because they 'don't want to hurt your feelings' you will know they don't like you because occasionally they will get angry at you for no reason.
Pisces (when they love you): Wants to have deep talks with you all night, and they want to talk about their future together with you. They'll make lots of plans and will always like to be around you.

the signs after they die

aries: rules hell taurus: becomes a comet gemini: starts a new life with no memories of the past one cancer: goes to heaven leo: starts a new life as a god virgo: goes to hell libra: stays in earth as a ghost scorpio: marries aries sagittarius: rules heaven capricorn: becomes a planet aquarius: starts a new life in another constellation pisces: becomes a mermaid

Arctic Monkeys Album Squads

Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not: Aries & Cancer
Favourite Worst Nightmare: Leo & Scorpio
Humbug: Taurus, Capricorn, Pisces
Suck It and See: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius,
AM: Virgo & Sagittarius

the signs as three feelings

aries: the minute you finish something you've been working on for ages with confidence that it is perfect. when the person you couldn't admit you wanted to call finally calls. running after someone, exhilerated.
taurus: falling asleep early. the lull of a city at night. the sun hitting your shoulders after being in a freezing building.
gemini: booking plane tickets. buying something you've wanted without looking at the price tag. driving all night with someone, talking so much that your throat is sore.
cancer: breakfast at 2am. standing in the ocean on a chilly day. throwing a punch that you've imagined for years.
leo: the second your favorite band steps onto the stage. all of your friends laughing at once, none of you able to contain yourselves for several minutes. getting complimented on your biggest insecurity.
virgo: the line in that book that makes you understand life better. eye contact with a newborn baby. holding your best friend while you both sob.
libra: taking in a view that you will never be able to remember. falling asleep next to someone, breathing on each other's faces. a cry that consumes your entire body, draining you from all of the bad things that happened.
scorpio: driving down a highway in summer, windows down. a lover pressing a kiss to the back of your neck. a cup of tea at the end of a busy day.
sagittarius: staring at the sky and forgetting where you are. the stomach-lurch after you grab someone's hand for the first time. knowing that you're kissing someone for the last time.
capricorn: reminiscing with your family. chasing your best friend through a department store. standing at the top of a mountain with no noise but your own breathing.
aquarius: the first time you hear the song that feels like where you belong. waving goodbye to the house you grew up in. dying your hair in the sink--a split decision you made with your best friend.
pisces: someone telling you "it's going to be okay", and actually believing them. meeting someone with the exact same sense of humour as you. the breathless smile on their face after you've surprised someone with a gift.

signs as boyfriends

the romantic, suave boyfriend: leo, libra, cancer, taurus
the endearing and unbelievably caring boyfriend: virgo, gemini, pisces
the energetic and playful boyfriend: sagittarius, aquarius
the sex god boyfriend: aries, scorpio, capricorn

Trinity vs Trinity

Pop Trinity (Beyonce, Rihanna & Nicki Minaj) - Virgo, Sagittarius, Taurus, Scorpio

Emo Trinity (Fall Out Boy ,Panic! At The Disco & My Chemical Romance) - Pisces, Capricorn, Cancer, Aquarius

Indie Pop (Lana Del Rey, Marina and the diamonds & Lorde) - Libra, Gemini, Leo, Aries

The signs as types of beauty

Aries: Devilish beauty; the kind of beauty that comes from laughter and all things fun
Taurus: Hidden beauty, the kind that is modest yet so bright
Gemini: Extraordinary beauty; beauty for all things that stand out
Cancer: Timeless beauty, the kind of beauty that is so familiar and so recognised
Leo: Breathtaking beauty, the kind you notice automatically
Virgo: Unexpected beauty the kind that you realise when you least expect it
Libra: Pure beauty, the kind you can not fault
Scorpio: Edgy beauty, the beauty that comes from something you wouldn't expect, the kind that surprises you
Sagittarius: Brilliant beauty, the one that you see in someone's eyes, the way they light up , the way you can see their happiness
Capricorn: Soft beauty, the kind that you love to be around the kind that makes you smile
Aquarius: Unique beauty, beauty that catches you off guard, the kind you cannot stop thinking about
Pisces: Vulnerable beauty; the beauty that comes from wholeness, truth, they way you recognise a truthful person instantly
p.s this is not the beauty the signs have, it's the beauty that the signs and their traits remind me most of

The signs as cheesy pick up lines

Aries: I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long. Taurus: I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. Gemini: You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type. Cancer: Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy. Leo: Do you have a library card? Cause I’ve been checking you out! Virgo: Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. Libra: Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you. Scorpio: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Sagittarius: I think there’s something in your eye, oh wait that’s just a sparkle. Capricorn: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right? Aquarius: You remind me of chapstick because you da balm.    Pisces: You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt.

the zodiac signs as phobias

Aries: Thaasophobia- fear of being idle/bored
Taurus: Neophobia- fear of change/the unexpected
Gemini: Ambiguphobia- fear of not being heard/understood
Cancer: Agoraphobia- fear of not being in a safe place
Leo: Athazagoraphobia- fear of being forgotten
Virgo: Atelophobia- fear of not being good enough
Libra: Monophobia- fear of being completely alone
Scorpio: Catagelophobia- fear of being humiliated
Sagittarius: Cleisiophobia- fear of being locked in confined spaces
Capricorn: Atyzchiphobia- fear of failure
Aquarius: Philophobia- fear of falling in love
Pisces: Panthophobia- fear of suffering

the signs as swimming strokes

butterfly: Leo, Virgo, Libra
backstroke: Taurus, Capricorn, Aquarius
freestyle/ crawl: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius
breaststroke: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

The Truth About The Signs

Aries:

- Extremely motivated, like having a list of things to get done at work

-Optimistic people

-Impatient/impulsive

-Spontaneous

-go with the flow

- Typically Extroverted, but enjoys time alone too

- On the negative they can be very selfish and compulsive

-Blunt, the tell it like it is and are not shy from the truth

- They are very charismatic

Aries children are often more like their fathers than their mothers, when they are girls, Aries usually grow up as the “tomboy” Aries children love to be noticed for having a brain! They need respect from peers and elders.

Aries have a drive to get what they want, and they will always go after it. This is good because it keeps them balanced.

Taurus:

- Romantic/sensual

- Artistic, innovative and creative, they are easily inspired by people and environments that they are around a lot.

-Sentimental, to the point of hoarding.

-Self-indulgent particularly with money and food.

-Affectionate, the ultimate cuddle buddies <3

- Slow to rely on people, but once they do, they do so heavily.

- They are patient and methodical in their work as well as in others’ work, this makes them great manager-types

- On a negative side they are very self-critical and suffer anxiety because of this.

In childhood Taurus children spend a lot of time alone, and they are usually pretty happy this way. They often dream of having families and living in beautiful places. They have a habit of thinking that they are always in the way.

Taurus can be power hungry and need to watch it sometimes with unconscious manipulative behaviors.

Gemini:

- Quick- minded and creative they are the ultimate story tellers, and great at improv.

- Dramatic and usually outgoing, they love concerts and a lot of Gemini folks love to swim.

- They are curious and tend to look and act younger than they are.

- The most likely sign to have anxiety.

- Charming and Charismatic, they get themselves thrown into leadership positions, even though it is not usually what they want.

- They are open-minded

- They are also typically good with money.

In childhood, Gemini tend to get along with everyone (except that ONE person, if you know what I mean)  They are the trouble maker kid who just got a little too excited to jump in on the action. They are clever and likely to pull pranks.

Gemini are one of the most exciting signs to be around and have as a friend.

Cancer:

-Subjective, Cancers are very good at being an uninvolved third party during an argument.

- They are intuitive and are likely to be mediums and/or empaths.

-They are imaginative and are the writers of the Zodiac.

- They are patient and attentive while learning about new things.

- Cancers are the introverts that always find themselves in extroverted situations.

- On the negative side, Cancers can be manipulative, and vengeful, though this is usually only in their thoughts and not reflected in their actions.

- They are sensitive and think of themselves as “average.”

In childhood, Cancers are usually closer to their mothers and don’t always get along with their fathers. They are inquisitive children and question their parents’ decisions on everything, they act much older than they are. Cancer children often find it difficult to sleep.

Cancers are understanding in relationships, however, sometimes they expect too much from their lover.

Leo:

-Romantic, not in the same sensual way as the Taurus friends, but in the grand gesture, pebbles on the windows with a boombox outside kind of romantic.

- Leos are born to be social, but will often convince themselves that they aren’t. Leo’s tend to think that they are quieter than they are.

-Without even realizing it, Leo’s treat life as a sales pitch, and they have to sell you on themselves.

- They are very proud, and one of the most opinionated signs of the zodiac, they love to share their opinions and get into feisty debates, but hate actual arguments.

- Big-spenders.

- They are likely to be obsessive-compulsive, type A personalities.

- In a negative light, Leo’s can be complacent and deal with the hand life gave them instead of trying to change it for the better.

- Leo’s have a big, yet fragile ego.

In childhood, Leos are very demanding. they like things done a certain way, and are not the best at hiding these feelings. They tend to be very talented children with seemingly “normal” childhoods. They are often closer to their mother than their father.

Leo’s like to dress up and present themselves one day, then watch Netflix and wear sweats all day the next. They are complex and exciting signs.

Virgo:

- One of the most mysterious signs, they don’t often show their true emotions, even though they are one of the signs most likely to suffer from emotional disorders like depression or bipolar disorder.

- Hardworking, Virgos think that they can do anything that they work hard for, they like to impress people with the amount of work they do, unfortunately, Virgos often work hard instead of smart, doing a lot more work than they really needed to.

-The above being said, Virgos are incredibly intelligent. They are witty and charming.

- They like everything to be in a specific order and are often afraid of things being dirty.

- They like to debate and persuade others to think the way that they do.

- Virgos are people who often have a wide variety of interests.

In childhood, Virgos were introverts that had a lot expected from them. Virgos tend to grow up feeling unappreciated and underwhelmed with affection from their families and peers. I personally believe that this is what causes their want to keep things orderly.

Out of any of the signs, Virgos are the best teachers. If you need a study partner or a tutor, go to your Virgo friend! They just have a good way of explaining things so that it makes more sense.

Libra:

-As a whole, Libras are very attractive people. They draw others in with a sense of attractiveness both physically and spiritually.

- They are sociable, and likely to get along with everyone they meet. They are the ones that know literally everyone.

- Their downside is that they are incredibly indecisive, they are not right for a position of leadership.

- They are aggressive when it comes to things they care about, and one of those things is equality, so you may see a lot of Libras fighting for social equality.

- Team-workers.

- Libras typically feel like the “ugly-duckling” or the “odd one out” which is mostly in their own heads because they are a very likeable sign.

- Polite.

In childhood, Libras are slightly devious but highly independent. They are curious and like to learn many different skills. Unfortunately, most Libra children are blind to the many talents that they posses, quick learning being one of them.

Libras are surprisingly sexual people.

Scorpio:

Complex thinkers with big imaginations

-Practical, they get shit done

-Passionate, sometimes possessive

-Likely to have psychic inclinations

-On a negative side, they can be insensitive to others

- Intense feelers

-Although many are introverts, they are natural leaders

- They are self-destructive, their own worst enemies

- Typically they are really adventurous, they like to try new things (once they trust it of course, witch they are slow to do.)

-Indulgent in things like drugs, shopping, and food

- Stubborn

Scorpios often have a difficult childhood lacking in emotional support. They have to work harder to get things right than some other signs that get things a bit easier.

They can be jealous lovers, but are totally capable of controlling those jealous urges, and usually do for the fear that they are being too clingy. (even if they aren’t)

Scorpios are really competitive, but they are not frigid and mean, but will do everything they can to win. They aren’t always the most cooperative sign.

Sagittarius:

-High-spirited and free, these friends like to learn and have their freedom whether it be in romance, adventure, or even just creativity.

- Loyal and trustworthy, Sagittarius may not always be there when you need them to be, but when you have their attention, you have their full attention.

- They are very giving people, they love seeing others happy.

- This sign has uncanny good luck. Where did it come from???

-They are charming and incredibly talented, they make good public speakers.

- Sagittarius are very independent and progressive, they typically have talents in art, music, acting, and social skills.

- Philosophy interests them and they like to come up with fresh ideas.

In childhood, these are the kids that asked “why?” about everything. They are curious, free thinkers with a sharp head on their shoulders. They retain information better than most other signs, with the exception of Capricorns. Music comes easy for Sagittarius children.

Sagittarius are likely to indulge in things like drugs, shopping, and food, and they have a sense of emptiness when they do.

Capricorns:

- Nothing describes a Capricorn like the word ambitious. This is the most hardworking, diligent sign. They know where they want to go, they know how to get there, and nothing can get in their way.

-Capricorns have a sturdy inner-self that guides them even when they think that they cannot go anymore.

- They are the most likely sign to suffer from depression.

- Contrary to what many think of Capricorns, they are one of the most full-of-life signs. They work hard, and they like to party just as hard. Capricorns love to entertain.

- They are very sexual people who have the needs of their lover at heart.

- On the negative, Capricorns can get stuck in routine easily, and they hate that about themselves.

-Capricorns are one of the most humorous and talented signs. They are introverts who know how to play the role of an extrovert, and they know how to do it well. They are very charismatic, others want to follow the Capricorn in the room, and Cappys need to keep this in mind and not manipulate others.

In childhood, Capricorns were often expected to live to a standard that was impossible, and that is how Capricorns learned how to achieve the impossible. Capricorn children have a difficult time connecting with others on an emotional level, and are often closer to their fathers than their mothers.

Capricorns are the go-to leaders in an emergency situation. Your wedding was cancelled? Call your Cap friend. Your mom is in the hospital? Call your Cap friend. Your house is on fire, you have a broken arm, and your dog needs to be picked up from the vet all at the same time? Call your Cap friend, they make the impossible, possible.

Aquarius:

- This is the quirky sign, they are full of cool ideas and unique interests.

- They are tense, always on the lookout for people trying to use or hurt them, they are often very lonely, and the most likely to be “only-children”

- They are curious and experimental, they love thinking of, and testing new ideas.

- While Aquarians are not very emotional and loving, they crave emotion and love. They try not to let anyone see it, and often will not admit it to themselves, but it is what they need and want deep down. They need someone that they can rely on that will accept them and their odd, independent ways.

- Even though Aquarians are a little on the strange side (in the best way :) they are the most courteous and polite sign, and are very honest, forthcoming people.

- They have a quick temper and they fear true intimacy (while still craving it)

- These are a proud group of individuals, when they are very talented at something, they know that they are, and they are proud of it. This is a very good quality, but good luck trying to get an Aquarius to apologize.

- Aquarians often have a difficult time figuring out what they want to do in life, but once they find it they are driven and will stop at nothing to see their dreams come true.

In childhood, Aquarians are lonely. They don’t get the attention that they need to thrive. They are typically cast-off by teachers and sometimes peers because they have unique interests. Aquarius children usually are closer to their fathers than their mothers because they are critical.

Aquarians are friendly and once they trust you, they are some of the most loyal friends that you can have. Once they care about you, they would do anything for you, whether it be meet you to talk at 3 am or do six back flips, Aquarians always find a way.

Pisces:

- Pisces do not like conflict, but are usually pretty self-confident, just not assertive.

- They are romantic, just like their Taurus friends, they appreciate simple sensuality and the comforts of home and good cooking.

- While it is true that this is an emotional sign, they are an elastic sign too. They are not weak, they bounce back from anything life could ever throw at them.

- Pisces are very artistic and have a great love of music.

- This is the sign that would rather stay home than go out, they are in love with quiet activities. Don’t mistake them though, they can party.

- This is the most nurturing and self-sacrificing sign, they will do and be everything needed for the people that they love.

 -On the negative side of things, Pisces have to be careful, because they like to play the victim, but then wonder why no one thinks they are strong.

In childhood, Pisces tend to feel a sense of guilt because they can see their mothers, who they are close with, not being treated right by their fathers. Pisces children learn that it is ok to settle from their mothers.

Pisces is that friend that will listen to you talk about the same thing for hours on end while feeding you cookie dough. They are reliable and true friends.