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WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!

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shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.

world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

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in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

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to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

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to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

tbh a harley quinn standalone movie should be a kill bill style rampage of revenge against the joker with ivy as the eco-terrorist who reluctantly joins forces with her and then they fall in love 

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I can’t stop thinking of reasons why Parks and Rec is like THE unproblematic fave like?

  • themes of feminism throughout
  • it has a more diverse cast than other sitcoms that take place in NEW YORK CITY like it takes place in Indiana and there’s so many poc I love it
  • the humor is witty and clever without having to resort to gross sex humor and misogyny?
  • the characters are so interesting and multi-faceted and well developed
  • the characters all GROW as people (like I think especially about Tom who I thought was so annoying in S1 but by S7 you just LOVE him because he grew up so much and like?? this is a comedy show with awesome character development?)
  • and important lady friendships! m/f relationships that aren’t romantic but are very important! and sweet romantic relationships!
  • lil sebastian
  • TREAT YO SELF
  • after watching this show I just thought like, how did I ever even stand to watch How I Met Your Mother?

one thing about steven universe i’m surprised i’ve not seen anyone praise yet is how they had an episode where the childish protagonist slacks off, gets distracted, parties with his friends, and his actions lead to something dangerous and he nearly gets hurt, and instead of him being reprimanded for thinking he could get away from responsibilities and hang out with his friends, and having the episode present a moral of ‘never slack off how dare you’, (a thing which has been done in literally every kid’s show ever probably,) the show instead had his friends defending him and saying that he’s got a lot of stresses put on him and he needs time to be a kid and have fun, and the other characters agree with that. do you know how important it is that a kids show says it’s ok for kids to have time to relax and be kids instead of the narrative contributing to the endless dogma of ‘work, children, work’?!

I want an episode where Steven just kinda runs into Peridot and they end up spending a day together and he tells her about dog-copter and connie and other earth things and she tries unsuccessfully to get him to tell her crystal gem secrets (when pressed for secrets Steven admits that he ate a hotdog once that was a week old and when asked why he was sick he blamed it on the common cold) and the episode ends with the crystal gems finding them and chasing her off and as she’s Peri-coptering away as she does he waves excitedly at her and yells ‘see ya Peridot!’ and she hesitates and kinda uncertainly waves back as she floats away

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I WANT THIS WITH ALL MY GAY HEART

YES PLS

I don’t want this I NEED THIS