One thing about me is I would always prefer the found family be unhealthily codependent little freaks than “grow up” and become people that only see each other or talk on special occasions. I want them ENMESHED in each other’s lives PERMANENTLY.
ADHD
2016
Zhou Wendou
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no one: not a single soul: tom hardy: Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) is a LOVE story. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, they are a COUPLE they are IN LOVE they are MARRIED. they have arguments like couples do because they are A COUPL-
As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.
You’re a role model and a legend
Separation of church & state
i’m perfectly aware they’re very different, i’ve played both games.
but their VIBES
THE VIBES
some of my favorite euphemisms I’ve said abt my adhd without actually saying “I have adhd”:
- clinically Unobservant™️
- brain doesn’t know to shut up
- I’m a magician in that I can make anything disappear forever
- Newton’s 1st Law to the extreme
- my last brain cell is doing the Macarena
- out of sight means out of mind, but in sight might not make it to the mind either
- a person you can trust to not tell a secret - bc I won’t remember
- my thoughts are flying balls and I can’t juggle
- 0.5 gig of RAM
The thing that gets me about the whole James Charles thing is that increasingly it’s coming off more like “straight rights!” Rather than about someone exhibiting extremely predatory behavior. Even when Tati was going over what happened at her birthday dinner and how James was talking in a very sexual manner she says “I told him the waiter was straight” AS IF the waiters sexuality had anything to do with not wanting to be verbally sexually harassed! By anyone! Ever! I don’t understand why everyone is like STRAIGHT BOYS STRAIGHT BOYS when it should just be about James Charles making unwanted sexual advances and preying on people using money and power.
It’s the homophobia, he’s been racist and misogynistic and transphobic as hell and none of it mattered till he was innapropriate in a way that could be used to back up homophobic stereotypes
moomins modern au moomintroll gets snufkin a “fuck cops” patch for his jacket and snufkin paints over the fuck part because it’s rude to swear but now it just says “cops”
He writes ‘kill’ over it a day later
Arctic Monkeys Problem #31
Still not knowing what came first, the chicken or the dickhead.



