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THE X-FILES | 1.01 — “Pilot” (1993)

I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder”

based off [x]

It wasn’t planned, no. We’re just goofin’ around.

smokin’ man, take me by the hand lead me to the land

**SORRY Y’ALL i had to reupload this bc i added more shit i forgot to do

It’s those feds……….Mildew and Spaghetti

every letter in “x files” actually stands for a plot device Xtreme conspiracy!! Fucking aliens! It’s mulder and scully  Lots of secret romance going on between them  Everyone sees an alien! Scully cant believe it but its actually true!!!!!!

THE BEST 

The X-Files: 6.08 The Rain King

me: when have the straights done anything but wrong me

the x files: 

me: ur right,… im so sorry ur rjight 

skinner: is there a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’? scully: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated. mulder: smad.

 Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?

one of my favorite things about the x files will always be how often mulder says something about aliens or such and scully is just ‘ogm oyhgd please STOP there is no SCIENCE backing this. stop it. enough’ but whenever some random person tells mulder the same thing and is like ‘what you’re saying is ridiculous’ she literally always looks like she’s imagining pouncing and strangling them to death

its literally like

mulder: scully extraterrestrials took the moon and replaced it with a cheese orb scully: how the heck can you believe that random person: yeah how the heck can you believe that scully: Ｈｅ  ｓａｉｄ  ｉｔ＇ｓ  ａ  ｃｈｅｅｓｅ  ｏｒｂ  ｗｈａｔ   ｄｏｎ＇ｔ  ｙｏｕ  ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ  ａｂｏｕｔ  ｔｈａｔ

Thats a big umbrella, Scully

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mulder check out this sick theory [grinds on railing and talks about aliens]