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shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.

the thing about sans is, laid-back depressed guy who loves grease, gross humor, reads car magazines on the job and spends half of his free time in a bar scratching his ass is the PERFECT candidate to be the "straight one" except that by making him 4'9 and giving him a 7ft tall girlbestie toby made him every letter of the LGBTQ+ acronym all at once

the thing about alphys is, depressed nerdy scientist with self esteem issues who's obsessed with anime, has a life sized catgirl action figure and eats nothing but snacks and soda but still lands the hot chick at the end of the story is a character i wouldn't touch with a 10ft pole but toby was like "what if she's a girl actually" and it's one of the biggest #wins for feminism in gaming to this day

honestly… play undertale if you haven’t yet. this isn’t even a “fuck cringe culture” thing because i def understand being put off by the fandom but it’s a genuinely well made, beautiful, emotional game about love and hope and as sappy as it is to say that it’s such a good experience that genuinely changed me as a person. it’s usually five dollars on steam because of how often there are sales and it’s honestly the best five dollars i’ve ever spent

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HEY GUYS Ive gotten an amazing response to the Sans figurines I have been making and really want to thank you folks somehow! (Legit over 1000 of you have decided to follow my blog in the last week and Im so so honoured guys, thank you heaps! :’) ) Please read the giveaway rules before entering! Three lucky winners will receive a handmade Sans Figurine! They will be shipped in comfy boxes and all come with a base! 1ST PRIZE:A premade Sans figurine! Coloured to his overworld sprite. 2ND PRIZE: A premade glowy-eye Sans figurine! He comes with a blue-y clear resin eye-wisp. 3RD PRIZE: A made-to-order custom Sans figurine! Want him based off an AU? A shirt that says ‘BUDDY IM HUMERUS’? Want him to have a fluffy hood?Want him with SLIPPERS?? (I will break his legs and finally make Sans some slippers, you can count on it man)

GIVEAWAY RULES:

  • 1 Reblog = 1 entry!
  • 1 Like = 1 entry!
  • Any suspicious spam will disqualify you!
  • You dont have to be following me to win! (It would be nice though hahah)
  • Because this giveaway contains physical prizes, please be comfortable with giving me your address!
  • Make sure youre over 18 when entering!
  • Please make sure your inbox is open!
  • POSTAGE IS COVERED BY ME! B) I WILL BE SHIPPING OUT THE PRIZES FROM NEW ZEALAND.
  • And if you have any questions about the giveaway, please ask away!

GIVEAWAY ENDS NOV 30TH, 8PM, NZT!  GOOD LUCK!