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so this one time, I had a great idea for pokemon fic.

It was basically about this older gruff jaded trainer who finds a little kid wandering around the route, calling for his fearow. Like little tiny babby’s first time training trainer.

So he asks the kid ‘Yo kid, you lose your starter or somethin’?”

Kid: “Yeah, it’s my fearow, he flew off after some raticate and now I can’t find him.” Older trainer’s like goddamn, who gets a kid a fearow as a starter?

“Your parents uh get you that fearow?” Cause he’s gonna have some words with this kids parents if that’s the case. Kid’s still like looking in trees and bushes and shit.

“No, caught ‘em myself out by the powerplant, saved up and bought the greatball myself and everything!” Kid’s super proud of that, meanwhile the older trainer’s thinking, weird, there’s no fearow out by the power plant, meh, maybe one flew there by accident.

Long story short, it’s not a fearow. A storm front rolls in and the kid’s like, ‘welp, there’s my fearow. Finally.’ Older trainer gets the heart attack of his life when fucking zapdos lands next to this kid out of a goddamn thundercloud and starts preening little kid’s hair.

“That’s not a fearow.” Is the only thing older trainer can say.

“What are you blind or something mister?” Says the little kid. “He’s got the spiky fearow feathers and everything. I can’t believe you call yourself a trainer. Come on Fearow, let’s go find a real trainer to battle.”

!!!!!! that is /excellent/ Yes please.

One of the ideas was to have team rocket show up and menace them, and have ‘fearow’ show up to strike thunder god fear in their hearts for scaring its trainer.

The other idea is kid gets an igglybuff as their second pokemon and everyone assumes the iggly is their only pokemon.

“Oh no, mr iggles isn’t for fighting.” Kid says. “That’s what I have fearow for!”

They are the worst best trainer ever, because zapdos would fly this kid to the moon if they asked because they are a precious little bundle of naïvety and joy. But kid only wants to beat up other trainers for candy and poffin money.

I love it.

I would read the crap out of this. 

Spark’s origin story

SPARK’S ORIGIN STORY

grown ups are so disappointing they can’t even recognize a fearow when they see one

i’m on to you drake

I’ve been saying this!!

someone make a remix asap

80-year-old man builds a dog train to take rescued stray dogs on adventures

aslaveobeyss

AWEEEEEEEEEE

why are people so obsessed with English royalty when the best looking one looks like a rusty doorknob

i’m more into the prince of dubai f yeah look at him

he so pretty

sometimes he like dresses down

or poses adorably with a lion cub

but enjoy your prince foot of wales i’m going to follow prince fazza on instagram where i can watch him take selfies with people in tanzania while he does charity work and stuff

Oh my…

My type of royalty

baby steven + gems

pearl’s dream made me wonder what would happen if rose tried out sleeping

*is in bed with lover*

“hey~”

“Hey… ;)”

“I’ve got something I wanna ask ya…”

“Go ahead, babe…”

“DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT?”