WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

like you all cannot even be prePARED

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

you cannot even undersTAND

I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

are you ready. are you even ready

absolutely shaped

this was so vivid to me i had to drop everything and draw it just to get it out

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

Update: 4 lemons

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

Well this is just the cutest fucking thing.

y’all. 

Crying

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

i turned 13 eight years ago and i’m still upset about never having been in the KND

chrom is probably like. turning 20.

original comic belongs to Kate Beaton obvs B>

Foxes Magazine

this is what happened right

This will either be the best thing or worst thing I have ever made.

Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton

I did not remember this until I heard it

then it was like a repressed memory awakened

Outdated memes should be called Memeries

thanks for the memeries

Even if they weren’t so dank

Person A suddenly starts investing their time in everything but Person B, and B can’t help but feel neglected.Whatever A was doing, it seemed much more important to them than B is.B is about to confront them, but A suddenly grabs B’s hand and for the first time since being together, A just can’t meet their face.B patiently waits for A to say something, and in almost a whisper, A asks B if they legitimately enjoy being with them.

B, irritated, lightly slaps A and pulls them in for a kiss and reassures them that there’s no one else they’d be with but them.

https://twitter.com/oh_kasey/status/578935970516635649

IT;S A FUCKING CAT APP

Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south.

this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life

*looks outside to see if pigs are flying*

Holy shit??? @densetsu-no-stahpenisu

I want to die a little