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it would explain a lot

I was rewatching Miss Kobayashi’s Maid Dragon and…you can probably tell where my brain wandered off too XD  The Shimada family are all dragons and similar to the show, they have magic to take on human forms. Hanzo tries to stall things, but he eventually has to warn Genji that their father is looking for him and HAS to return home whether he likes it or not.

i’m kinkshaming

For those curious it’s a short story manga by Junji Ito called Haunted Wood Mansion, there’s a translation and scans of it here (x)

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 

That’s quite the downfall he had there.

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

oh

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

Oh

i am…. i am so tired

alright I’ve got a One Free Kinkshame pass that expires this week so I’m gonna go ahead and use it in response to some fairly surreal undertale porn i just saw: who the FUCK is whippin their dripper to skeletons with butt plugs crammed into their tail bones. i mean i know this is The Internet and all but i am at a loss. they’re bones, my dudes. you wanna stick your dick in some bones? you gonna stick your dick in some gotdamn bones? bones can’t feel, pal buddy. I’m sorry. they Can’t. butt plugs don’t work on bones. thats like plugging your HDMI cable into your electric toothbrush. its feasible but nothing is gonna happen, i promise. all i can imagine is what that would sound like. you shove some vibrating bullshit up into some bones and its just gonna be CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK. gonna sound like all your grandma’s hanging lawn ornaments in a hurricane. you wanna fuck your grandma’s lawn ornaments? you wanna shove a butt plug in your grandma’s butterfly windsock and play your fiddle to it you piece of shit? Unbelievable

@ohheybrina

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quick doodle of our artist Al

I’ll get back to drawing fusions in a bit, but I had to draw some fanart for tonight’s episode~<3 Even if this scenario is impossible.

You just know Steven & Rose would kill at Beach-a-Palooza as a mother/son duet~ ^v^