it says the actual flavour right here :/
gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens
Hospital
do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant
ratsofftoya
yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable
do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them
ratsofftoya
no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.
okay
In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.
op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet
Anonymous asked:
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
yeah
https://swimsoups.com
galdos: is funny and rude
me, 10 years old and gay, playing portal for the first time: thats… kinda hot
501337
“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me”
501337
i made this post a year ago for the laughs but it’s not a joke and ill never be able to truly articulate the goddamn panic portal put my elementary-school-ass through
*draws a gay little clown that pisses you off*
girls be like “i literally cant do this anymore im at my limit” [continues to do this]
i hope they start dropping new soups in 2021
don’t drop any soups you’ll spill em
drop them straight into my mouth
