WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!

blood and guts enjoyers when their beloved characters are in pain: woagh….. is this gay sex

Does this gay mf do anything else other than prosecuting and thinking about his boyfriend

ok so here's the thing

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

the hardest thing a girl has to do is get out of his warm comfy bed in the morning

This implies that the person played the game for 8,492 hours, and then gave it a negative review. After doing that, they played the game for another 9,165.9 hours.

“sans isn’t as iconic a sexyman as the onceler was” where have you been. no, no, i’m serious, where have you been. sans might be even BIGGER than the onceler was

“well, people shipped au oncelers tog-” WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

ok. listen, because you guys aren’t listening it seems

i am 21 years old. i was on tumblr for the onceler craze. i saw it.

i am telling you sans is bigger than the onceler.

there are mass produced, bootleg au sans plushies. shipping au sanses together is going strong to this day. search “sans” on tumblr, and scroll for a while

i literally need you to listen to me. sans outdoes the onceler.

the mcu wants what hlvrai has

nothing marvel ever does or aspires to do will ever be as cinematic as “i’m a great cool”

marvel wont even give a decent found family. oh you wanna say the avengers are a team? where is the scene where they sit outside talking about their dreams and aspirations while eggs fall on them and then one of them admits to having created an immortal dog

mcu: gets a hard-on by licking the military’s boots

hlvrai: kills every member of the us military except for the one guy who left early to watch irategamer videos

mcu has been suspiciously silent on the great chuck e cheese debate hmm

“who is the strongest avenger” bubby could and would kill them all. he probably already has

if you think fire lord zuko is straight then grow up!!!!!

Thanks to Game Grumps I will never forget who the fuck invented Facebook

“gays can’t drive” speak for yourselves bc brother i am in the thick of it every single day. every day i am driving. and every day i feel rage