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shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
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Acts clueless but actually knows what is going on at all times: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
Acts like they know what's going on at all times but is actually clueless: Sagittarius, Aries, Libra, Leo, Gemini, Pisces
Source: instagram.com
#leo#yea
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sergle
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sunflowerbutch

the signs as shitpost generator posts

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bnk3rboss

aries: i always wind up making friends who accuse me of hating love

taurus: tfw you sink into the warm embrace of crime

gemini: i love to sin and smell like beyonce

cancer: im not a person. im a robot and i hate america

leo: dear diary… im embarrassed bc my crush heard about how i endorse heterosexuality

virgo: when i wake up i immediately disobey the president

libra: (sighing sadly) i guess i will bask in a torrential downpour of chaos

scorpio: i am not gentle or kind. i serenade my own ass

sagittarius: (shoveling handfuls of dirt into my mouth) i love light yagami

capricorn: cries bc i release memes

aquarius: (reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose it is time to hate anime

pisces: hey everyone! romanticize the void

#yeah#leo
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lulusensei
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zodiastro

Zodiac Signs: I’m Scared \ So I

Aries: I’m scared they won’t hear me \ So I scream louder

Taurus: I’m scared they need more \ So I’m giving my all

Gemini: I’m scared they won’t like me \ So I become another

Cancer: I’m scared they will leave me \ So I don’t let them in

Leo: I’m scared they’ll forget me \ So I keep reminding them I’m here

Virgo: I’m scared they‘ll find better \ So I keep being the best

Libra: I’m scared of their opinions \ So I silenced mine

Scorpio: I’m scared they will hurt me \ So I won’t let them know me

Sagittarius: I’m scared they will lock me \ So I keep running away

Capricorn: I’m scared they won’t be satisfied \ So I never rest

Aquarius: I’m scared they’ll make me one of them \ So I’m staying outside

Pisces: I’m scared they’ll devour me \ So I devour myself

#zodiacs#leo
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staticvampira-deactivated201708

the signs immediately before crying

Aries: try to cover it up with a laugh or by talking.
Taurus: their lips and jaw will quiver
Gemini: will hold eye contact until the very last second before they actually start crying.
Cancer: they look away, not wanting the other person/people to see that they're on the verge of tears.
Leo: they hate having people see them cry, so they'll usually try desperately to change the subject or get away from the situation.
Virgo: will go somewhere else and lock the door. they're going to figure this situation out on their own in privacy.
Libra: they shake their head at themselves, especially if they're in public.
Scorpio: their voice breaks and they pace around.
Sagittarius: they shake uncontrollably.
Capricorn: they'll stay completely silent, trying their very hardest to not cry or let their voice break.
Aquarius: will cover their eyes or mouth with their hand, trying to protect themselves from being seen.
Pisces: if they're with someone, they'll be talking rapidly when they're about to break.
#leo#zodiacs
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turner-fever

The signs when they hate you vs when they love you

Aries (when they hate you): Distant. They'll pretend they didn't even see you when you pass by them, and if you say something to piss them off, they will not stay quiet, so prepare.
Aries (when they love you): They always want to talk to you, they'll always try to make plans with you. They'll put your needs before their own, they always want to make sure that you are happy.
Taurus (when they hate you): Straight up ignores you. They won't even look at you, you're basically dead to them. But if you say anything that annoys them they will argue with you, and they won't give up.
Taurus (when they love you): It'll be a while for them to open up to you, but when they love you, they will surely trust you with things. They will want to hang out with you, and take you places because they don't ever want to lose you.
Gemini (when they hate you): They. Will. Call. You. Out. They don't even care who's watching them scream at you. They don't like staying quiet about people they dislike, they want to make sure that people know they don't like you.
Gemini (when they love you): Will tease you and will unknowingly flirt with you a lot. They will seem comfortable around you, and maybe even chill. They'll try to make plans with you and they'll get you whatever you want, they like to see the ones they love happy.
Cancer (when they hate you): Honestly, they're not ones to hate anybody, but if they do, they wouldn't want to cause problems so they'll keep it to themselves. If you provoke them though, they will spill all your secrets and all the shitty things you've done to make them hate you.
Cancer (when they love you): Will worry about you, and will always want to make sure that you are happy. They will want to make you feel comfortable around them, they will trust you. They will ask you lots of questions because they want to know you more.
Leo (when they hate you): Shady af. They'll probably talk to everyone else BUT you about it, and they always somehow make it seem like you're the bad guy. If you piss them off enough though, they will confront you in front of everyone, and they will try to embarrass you.
Leo (when they love you): If they did something wrong, they'll apologize to you, not once, not twice, but as many times as it takes because they don't like losing the ones they love. They will defend you with everything they've got and will always be there for you.
Virgo (when they hate you): They act like you aren't worth their time. They'll pretend you dont exist or they won't even notice you walking past them or when you talk to them.
Virgo (When they love you): Is open with you, isn't shy and reserved and they compliment you a lot. They trust you and tell you things they wouldn't normally tell other people.
Libra (when they hate you): Is easily angered with you and has no patience with you whatsoever. They will try to tell you they no longer want to be friends, and then they won't talk to you again. They will easily find new friends.
Libra (when they love you): Always wants to do something with you, no matter what it is. They spend a lot of their time talking to you and making jokes, they will also compliment you and flirt without even noticing.
Scorpio (when they hate you): They will just tell you. Honestly they don't like being forced into friendships and if they feel forced with you they will let you know, and they are not ones to sugarcoat things, they probably don't care if they hurt your feelings.
Scorpio (when they love you): Always wants to make sure you're alright, and probably wants to make future plans with you. They talk to and about you often and will defend you if someone decides to mess with you.
Sagittarius (when they hate you): Completely ignores you, lol. They won't even know you exist and they'll cut any ties that they may have with you. If you decide to mess with them though they will scream at you in front of everyone because they are not afraid of confrontation.
Sagittarius (when they love you): Takes you everywhere you want to go, and pays for you if they have the money. They will do anything for you as a friend and will not hesitate to defend you, or protect you from people who may try to hurt you.
Capricorn (when they hate you): They'll call you out for everything you do, they don't like confrontation but will not avoid it if they feel they have something to say, they'll also tell you everything you're doing wrong.
Capricorn (when they love you): Super fun around you and they let their guard down, you'll always see them laughing with you, or even smiling, they will want to make future plans with you.
Aquarius (when they hate you): Gives you faces and if you ask them questions they will give you short answers because they really don't want to be talking to you, if an Aquarian doesn't like you, you'll know by the tone of voice they have when they talk to you.
Aquarius (when they love you): Talks to you about everything, they don't hide their emotions from you because they know they can trust you. Wants to go on road trips with you, or just wants to spend time with you, no matter what you are doing, they will always stand up for the people they love.
Pisces (when they hate you): Manipulative liars. They will probably pretend to be your friend because they 'don't want to hurt your feelings' you will know they don't like you because occasionally they will get angry at you for no reason.
Pisces (when they love you): Wants to have deep talks with you all night, and they want to talk about their future together with you. They'll make lots of plans and will always like to be around you.
#zodiacs#leo
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fuckyeahthedeathramps

the signs after they die

vaguelydamned:

aries: rules hell taurus: becomes a comet gemini: starts a new life with no memories of the past one cancer: goes to heaven leo: starts a new life as a god virgo: goes to hell libra: stays in earth as a ghost scorpio: marries aries sagittarius: rules heaven capricorn: becomes a planet aquarius: starts a new life in another constellation pisces: becomes a mermaid
#zodiacs#leo
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twinkling-vixen-deactivated2018

the signs as three feelings

aries: the minute you finish something you've been working on for ages with confidence that it is perfect. when the person you couldn't admit you wanted to call finally calls. running after someone, exhilerated.
taurus: falling asleep early. the lull of a city at night. the sun hitting your shoulders after being in a freezing building.
gemini: booking plane tickets. buying something you've wanted without looking at the price tag. driving all night with someone, talking so much that your throat is sore.
cancer: breakfast at 2am. standing in the ocean on a chilly day. throwing a punch that you've imagined for years.
leo: the second your favorite band steps onto the stage. all of your friends laughing at once, none of you able to contain yourselves for several minutes. getting complimented on your biggest insecurity.
virgo: the line in that book that makes you understand life better. eye contact with a newborn baby. holding your best friend while you both sob.
libra: taking in a view that you will never be able to remember. falling asleep next to someone, breathing on each other's faces. a cry that consumes your entire body, draining you from all of the bad things that happened.
scorpio: driving down a highway in summer, windows down. a lover pressing a kiss to the back of your neck. a cup of tea at the end of a busy day.
sagittarius: staring at the sky and forgetting where you are. the stomach-lurch after you grab someone's hand for the first time. knowing that you're kissing someone for the last time.
capricorn: reminiscing with your family. chasing your best friend through a department store. standing at the top of a mountain with no noise but your own breathing.
aquarius: the first time you hear the song that feels like where you belong. waving goodbye to the house you grew up in. dying your hair in the sink--a split decision you made with your best friend.
pisces: someone telling you "it's going to be okay", and actually believing them. meeting someone with the exact same sense of humour as you. the breathless smile on their face after you've surprised someone with a gift.
#leo#zodiacs#i dfucking dig it
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articlemokneys

signs as boyfriends

the romantic, suave boyfriend: leo, libra, cancer, taurus
the endearing and unbelievably caring boyfriend: virgo, gemini, pisces
the energetic and playful boyfriend: sagittarius, aquarius
the sex god boyfriend: aries, scorpio, capricorn
#zodiacs#leo
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Trinity vs Trinity

Pop Trinity (Beyonce, Rihanna & Nicki Minaj) - Virgo, Sagittarius, Taurus, Scorpio

Emo Trinity (Fall Out Boy ,Panic! At The Disco & My Chemical Romance) - Pisces, Capricorn, Cancer, Aquarius

Indie Pop (Lana Del Rey, Marina and the diamonds & Lorde) - Libra, Gemini, Leo, Aries

#oh yaaaas#leo#zodiacs
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sergle

which do you prefer - zodiac sign edition (answer in the tags)

Aries: being in control OR being publicly praised
Taurus: being alone and undisturbed OR getting enough hours of sleep
Gemini: people laughing at your joke OR knowing the juicy details of drama you're not involved in
Cancer: being appreciated for the littlest things OR having someone to trust
Leo: getting compliments OR being proven right in an argument
Virgo: getting recognition OR people taking your advice
Libra: knowing the answer to every problem OR finally getting something you were procrastinating done
Scorpio: people trusting you with their deepest secrets OR being in charge
Sagittarius: open minded people OR low maintenance relationships
Capricorn: having free time OR being productive
Aquarius: seeing something change for the better OR people acknowledging your intelligence
Pisces: being told 'I love you' OR being included in something important
#being proven right in an argument#leo
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turner-fever

The signs as types of beauty

Aries: Devilish beauty; the kind of beauty that comes from laughter and all things fun
Taurus: Hidden beauty, the kind that is modest yet so bright
Gemini: Extraordinary beauty; beauty for all things that stand out
Cancer: Timeless beauty, the kind of beauty that is so familiar and so recognised
Leo: Breathtaking beauty, the kind you notice automatically
Virgo: Unexpected beauty the kind that you realise when you least expect it
Libra: Pure beauty, the kind you can not fault
Scorpio: Edgy beauty, the beauty that comes from something you wouldn't expect, the kind that surprises you
Sagittarius: Brilliant beauty, the one that you see in someone's eyes, the way they light up , the way you can see their happiness
Capricorn: Soft beauty, the kind that you love to be around the kind that makes you smile
Aquarius: Unique beauty, beauty that catches you off guard, the kind you cannot stop thinking about
Pisces: Vulnerable beauty; the beauty that comes from wholeness, truth, they way you recognise a truthful person instantly
p.s this is not the beauty the signs have, it's the beauty that the signs and their traits remind me most of
#leo#zodiacs
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The signs as cheesy pick up lines

Aries: I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long. Taurus: I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. Gemini: You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type. Cancer: Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy. Leo: Do you have a library card? Cause I’ve been checking you out! Virgo: Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. Libra: Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you. Scorpio: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Sagittarius: I think there’s something in your eye, oh wait that’s just a sparkle. Capricorn: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right? Aquarius: You remind me of chapstick because you da balm.    Pisces: You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt.

#leo#zodiacs
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kabugou

the zodiac signs as phobias

Aries: Thaasophobia- fear of being idle/bored
Taurus: Neophobia- fear of change/the unexpected
Gemini: Ambiguphobia- fear of not being heard/understood
Cancer: Agoraphobia- fear of not being in a safe place
Leo: Athazagoraphobia- fear of being forgotten
Virgo: Atelophobia- fear of not being good enough
Libra: Monophobia- fear of being completely alone
Scorpio: Catagelophobia- fear of being humiliated
Sagittarius: Cleisiophobia- fear of being locked in confined spaces
Capricorn: Atyzchiphobia- fear of failure
Aquarius: Philophobia- fear of falling in love
Pisces: Panthophobia- fear of suffering
#leo#zodiacs
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the signs as paul mccartney's finest moments

aries: when he was told not to bring weed to japan but he brought weed to japan
taurus: when he got arrested for bringing weed into japan
gemini: when his luggage got searched in a japanese airport and an illegal substance (W33D) was found inside
cancer: when he put a huge bag of weed in his suitcase for his trip to japan
leo: when he was arrested for being in possession of drugs (WEED) at an airport in japan
virgo: when he spent 9 days in prison for bringing weed into japan
libra: when he was going to japan with weed
scorpio: when he was told that the penalty for bringing weed into japan was major but he still brought weed to japan
sagittarius: when he brought a big bag of weed to japan
capricorn: when airport security found his weed and he said its okay because its for his personal use but they still arrested him
aquarius: when airport security thought he was bringing drugs to japan to sell to people and arrested him
pisces: when he wore a cowboy hat and had a long piece of grass in his mouth for that one beatles shoot
#leo#lmfao