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I’m curious– What style of clothing would y'all wear if public ridicule, financial limitations, and general inconvenience weren’t a thing?

I’d wear ball gowns; I’m talmbout big, flowy, fluffy chiffon and taffeta 1980s prom night sequined nightmares. Catch me buying Hot Pockets at the Wal*Mart looking like Jennifer Connelly’s hallucination in Labyrinth.

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why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet

one time my psychology teacher was like “i dont let my son use snapchat bc i feel like he’s going to sext” and im like “OK IF UR SON REALLY WANTED TO GET IT ON HE COULD JUST GOOGLE HOT TITTY” and then he looked at me and i was like oH  NO IM SO IN TROUBLE but instead he just says “just one hot titty? not two hot titties?? just one ??” 

Alex Turner & John Cooper Clarke

this rly speaks to me

the voice crack makes up like 80% of why this makes me laugh

I can’t believe this is back

I think one of the things that attracts Sapphire to Ruby is that she surprises her. Think about it, Sapphire can literally see the future. Nothing could possibly surprise her. But Ruby is so unpredictable in both the good and the bad ways and Sapphire loves that. Like in this scene

“You know the best thing about being split up…” “What?” “I get to look at you”

Then Sapphire genuinely laughs and gets really happy. She really didn’t see that coming even though she can see the future. Even after thousands and thousands of years together, Ruby still makes Sapphire laugh and still surprises her.

These two are so adorable, they’re gonna kill me.