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@nonbinarysharks / nonbinarysharks.tumblr.com

shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
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feyandco

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

Update: 4 lemons

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

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knitmeapony

Well this is just the cutest fucking thing.

y’all. 

Crying

#omfg#cute#long post
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transsudaka

to all the boys on tumblr:

  • you are not born a sexist/misogynist
  • you are not born a rapist
  • you are not born an abuser
  • you can change, learn, grow
  • you deserve as much body positivity as girls do. your body image issues and the eating disorders you may have are real and are valid
  • if you’re trans, you are in no way a misogynist for being who you are
  • if you’re trans, you are not worse than trans women, you are equal
  • you can be abused, by women too
  • it’s okay to cry, you aren’t weak for that
  • do not let this stupid site tell you that you’re worthless scum
  • you’re cute
  • you deserve support
  • i’m here for ya
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thatguyfromyournightmares

Good to see posts like this among the muck that says otherwise. Thanks.

I’M CUTE

if you’re a boy, your mental disorders and eating disorders are just as valid. your pain is real and you are not alone.

#cute