WPSIATWIN: we never want to be cool, but we resent everyone who never thought we were cool
FWN: we met all the cool people, and now we resent them for thinking we’re cool. we are NOT like them.
Humbug: sex and drugs are totally cool, but we totally aren’t
SIAS: lol ok we’re cool. but only in an ironic way, so we can play it off as a joke if this doesn’t work out
AM: we are so fucking cool.