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Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.
mr. poe’s kids: how’d you do it?
tina: do what
louise: SET THE FIRE WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE TALKING ABOUT
gene (with keyboard): DUN DUNN DUU-[fart sfx]
count olaf: My name is Stephano!
louise: why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your DAMN DIRTY LIES
Tell me one really good sex tip?
Please don’t put your penis in a jar of peanut butter.
Unless your sure that your girlfriends still at work
and even if your sure she’s still at work
please make sure you put the chain on the door
so that the landlord doesn’t come in and fix the leaky faucet
while your standing there with your
penis in a jar
of peanut butter
Alex Turner (x)
That carrot sounds really good
I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it
